silversundown2:

How I imagine/wish a convo between Henry and Daryl might go:

Henry: My mom’s been visiting you this whole time? *baffled*

Daryl: What me and your momma do ain’t none of your business.

Henry: …what are you doing?! *shocked*

Daryl: Ain’t like that. Go fetch me a squirrel or somethin’

Henry: But you want it to be….why else would she lie….. *bewildered*

Daryl: We playin’ twenty questions here or what? Go to the fuck to sleep. 

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