Outstanding Lead Actor In A Comedy Series
The Big Bang Theory • CBS • Chuck Lorre Productions, Inc. in association with Warner Bros. Television
Jim Parsons as Sheldon Cooper
Curb Your Enthusiasm • HBO • HBO Entertainment
Larry David as Himself
Glee • FOX • A Ryan Murphy TV Production in association with 20th Century Fox TV
Matthew Morrison as Will Schuester
Monk • USA • Universal Cable Productions in association with Mandeville Films and ABC Studios
Tony Shalhoub as Adrian Monk
The Office • NBC • Deedle-Dee Productions and Reveille LLC in association with Universal Media Studios
Steve Carell as Michael Scott
30 Rock • NBC • Broadway Video, Little Stranger, Inc. in association with Universal Media Studio
Alec Baldwin as Jack Donaghy

Outstanding Lead Actor In A Drama Series
Breaking Bad • AMC • Sony Pictures Television
Bryan Cranston as Walter White
Dexter • Showtime • Showtime Presents, John Goldwyn Productions, The Colleton Company, Clyde Phillips Productions
Michael C. Hall as Dexter Morgan
Friday Night Lights • DirecTV • Imagine Entertainment in association with Universal Media Studios and Film 44
Kyle Chandler as Eric Taylor
House • FOX • Universal Media Studios in association with Heel and Toe Films, Shore Z Productions and Bad Hat Harry Productions
Hugh Laurie as Dr. Gregory House
Lost • ABC • Grass Skirts Productions, LLC in association with ABC Network and Studios
Matthew Fox as Jack Shephard
Mad Men • AMC • Lionsgate Television
Jon Hamm as Don Draper

Outstanding Lead Actress In A Comedy Series
Glee • FOX • A Ryan Murphy TV Production in association with 20th Century Fox TV
Lea Michele as Rachel Berry
The New Adventures Of Old Christine • CBS • Kari’s Logo Here in association with Warner Bros. Television
Julia Louis-Dreyfus as Christine Campbell
Nurse Jackie • Showtime • Showtime Presents, Lionsgate Television, Jackson Group Entertainment, Madison Grain Elevator, Inc. & Delong Lumber; A Caryn Mandabach Production
Edie Falco as Jackie Peyton
Parks And Recreation • NBC • Produced by Deedle-Dee Productions and Universal Media Studios
Amy Poehler as Leslie Knope
30 Rock • NBC • Broadway Video, Little Stranger, Inc. in association with Universal Media Studio
Tina Fey as Liz Lemon
United States Of Tara • Showtime • Showtime Presents, Dreamworks Television
Toni Collette as Tara Gregson

Outstanding Lead Actress In A Drama Series
The Closer • TNT • The Shephard/Robin Company, in association with Warner Bros. Television
Kyra Sedgwick as Deputy Chief Brenda Johnson
Damages • FX Networks • Sony Pictures Television, FX Productions and KZK Productions
Glenn Close as Patty Hewes
Friday Night Lights • DirecTV • Imagine Entertainment in association with Universal Media Studios and Film 44
Connie Britton as Tami Taylor
The Good Wife • CBS • CBS Productions
Julianna Margulies as Alicia Florrick
Law & Order: Special Victims Unit • NBC • Wolf Films in association with Universal Media Studios
Mariska Hargitay as Det. Olivia Benson
Mad Men • AMC • Lionsgate Television
January Jones as Betty Draper

Outstanding Supporting Actor In A Comedy Series
Glee • FOX • A Ryan Murphy TV Production in association with 20th Century Fox TV
Chris Colfer as Kurt Hummel
How I Met Your Mother • CBS • Twentieth Century Fox Television
Neil Patrick Harris as Barney Stinson
Modern Family • ABC • Twentieth Century Fox Television
Jesse Tyler Ferguson as Mitchell
Modern Family • ABC • Twentieth Century Fox Television
Eric Stonestreet as Cameron Tucker
Modern Family • ABC • Twentieth Century Fox Television
Ty Burrell as Phil Dunphy
Two And A Half Men • CBS • Chuck Lorre Productions, Inc., The Tannenbaum Company in association with Warner Bros. Television
Jon Cryer as Alan Harper

Outstanding Supporting Actor In A Drama Series
Breaking Bad • AMC • Sony Pictures Television
Aaron Paul as Jesse Pinkman
Damages • FX Networks • Sony Pictures Television, FX Productions and KZK Productions
Martin Short as Leonard Winstone
Lost • ABC • Grass Skirts Productions, LLC in association with ABC Network and Studios
Terry O’Quinn as John Locke
Lost • ABC • Grass Skirts Productions, LLC in association with ABC Network and Studios
Michael Emerson as Ben Linus
Mad Men • AMC • Lionsgate Television
John Slattery as Roger Sterling
Men Of A Certain Age • TNT • TNT Original Productions
Andre Braugher as Owen

Outstanding Supporting Actress In A Comedy Series
Glee • FOX • A Ryan Murphy TV Production in association with 20th Century Fox TV
Jane Lynch as Sue Sylvester
Modern Family • ABC • Twentieth Century Fox Television
Julie Bowen as Claire Dunphy
Modern Family • ABC • Twentieth Century Fox Television
Sofia Vergara as Gloria Delgado-Pritchett
Saturday Night Live • NBC • SNL Studios in association with NBC Studios and Broadway Video
Kristen Wiig as Various Characters
30 Rock • NBC • Broadway Video, Little Stranger, Inc. in association with Universal Media Studio
Jane Krakowski as Jenna Maroney
Two And A Half Men • CBS • Chuck Lorre Productions, Inc., The Tannenbaum Company in association with Warner Bros. Television
Holland Taylor as Evelyn Harper

Outstanding Supporting Actress In A Drama Series
Burn Notice • USA • FOX Television Studios in association with Fuse Entertainment
Sharon Gless as Madeline Westen
Damages • FX Networks • Sony Pictures Television, FX Productions and KZK Productions
Rose Byrne as Ellen Parsons
The Good Wife • CBS • CBS Productions
Archie Panjabi as Kalinda Sharma
The Good Wife • CBS • CBS Productions
Christine Baranski as Diane Lockhart
Mad Men • AMC • Lionsgate Television
Christina Hendricks as Joan Harris
Mad Men • AMC • Lionsgate Television
Elisabeth Moss as Peggy Olson

Outstanding Guest Actor In A Comedy Series
Glee • Wheels • FOX • A Ryan Murphy TV Production in association with 20th Century Fox TV
Mike O’Malley as Burt Hummel
Glee • Dream On • FOX • A Ryan Murphy TV Production in association with 20th Century Fox TV
Neil Patrick Harris as Bryan Ryan
Modern Family • Travels With Scout • ABC • Twentieth Century Fox Television
Fred Willard as Frank Dunphy
Nurse Jackie • Chicken Soup • Showtime • Showtime Presents, Lionsgate Television, Jackson Group Entertainment, Madison Grain Elevator, Inc. & Delong Lumber; A Caryn Mandabach Production
Eli Wallach as Bernard Zimberg
30 Rock • Emmanuelle Goes To Dinosaur Land • NBC • Broadway Video, Little Stranger, Inc. in association with Universal Media Studio
Jon Hamm as Dr. Drew Baird
30 Rock • Into The Crevasse • NBC • Broadway Video, Little Stranger, Inc. in
association with Universal Media Studio
Will Arnett as Devin Banks

Outstanding Guest Actor In A Drama Series
The Closer • Make Over • TNT • The Shephard/Robin Company, in association with Warner Bros. Television
Beau Bridges as Detective George Andrews
Damages • The Next One’s Gonna Go In Your Throat • FX Networks • Sony Pictures Television, FX Productions and KZK Productions
Ted Danson as Arthur Frobisher
Dexter • Road Kill • Showtime • Showtime Presents, John Goldwyn Productions, The Colleton Company, Clyde Phillips Productions
John Lithgow as Arthur Mitchell
The Good Wife • Fleas • CBS • CBS Productions
Alan Cumming as Eli Gold
The Good Wife • Bad • CBS • CBS Productions
Dylan Baker as Colin Sweeney
Mad Men • Shut The Door. Have A Seat. • AMC • Lionsgate Television
Robert Morse as Bertram Cooper
24 • 1:00 PM – 2:00 PM • FOX • Imagine Television and 20th Century Fox TV in association w/ Teakwood Lane Productions
Gregory Itzin as President Charles Logan

Outstanding Guest Actress In A Comedy Series
The Big Bang Theory • The Maternal Congruence • CBS • Chuck Lorre
Productions, Inc. in association with Warner Bros. Television
Christine Baranski as Beverly Hofstadter
Desperate Housewives • The Chase • ABC • ABC Studios
Kathryn Joosten as Karen McCluskey
Glee • The Rhodes Not Taken • FOX • A Ryan Murphy TV Production in association with 20th Century Fox TV
Kristin Chenoweth as April Rhodes
Saturday Night Live • Host: Tina Fey • NBC • SNL Studios in association with NBC Studios and Broadway Video
Tina Fey as Host
Saturday Night Live • Host: Betty White • NBC • SNL Studios in association with NBC Studios and Broadway Video
Betty White as Host
30 Rock • The Moms • NBC • Broadway Video, Little Stranger, Inc. in association with Universal Media Studio
Elaine Stritch as Colleen Donaghy
Two And A Half Men • 818-JKLPUZO • CBS • Chuck Lorre Productions, Inc., The Tannenbaum Company in association with Warner Bros. Television
Jane Lynch as Dr. Linda Freeman

Outstanding Guest Actress In A Drama Series
Big Love • The Might And The Strong • HBO • Anima Sola Productions and Playtone in association with HBO Entertainment
Mary Kay Place as Adaleen Grant
Big Love • End Of Days • HBO • Anima Sola Productions and Playtone in association with HBO Entertainment
Sissy Spacek as Marilyn Densham
The Cleaner • Does Everybody Have A Drink? • A&E • CBS Paramount Television in association with Once A Frog Productions for A&E Network
Shirley Jones as Lola Zellman
Damages • Your Secrets Are Safe • FX Networks • Sony Pictures Television, FX Productions and KZK Productions
Lily Tomlin as Marilyn Tobin
Law & Order: Special Victims Unit • Bedtime • NBC • Wolf Films in association with Universal Media Studios
Ann-Margret as Rita Wills
Lost • The End • ABC • Grass Skirts Productions, LLC in association with ABC Network and Studios
Elizabeth Mitchell as Juliet Burke

Outstanding Host For A Reality Or Reality-Competition Program
The Amazing Race • CBS • World Race Productions Inc.
Phil Keoghan as Host
American Idol • FOX • FremantleMedia N.A., Inc. & 19TV Ltd.
Ryan Seacrest as Host
Dancing With The Stars • ABC • BBC Worldwide Productions
Tom Bergeron as Host
Project Runway • Lifetime • The Weinstein Company, Miramax Films, Bunim-Murray Productions and Full Picture
Heidi Klum as Host
Survivor • CBS • SEG Inc.
Jeff Probst as Host

Outstanding Comedy Series
Curb Your Enthusiasm • HBO • HBO Entertainment
Glee • FOX • A Ryan Murphy TV Production in association with 20th Century Fox TV
Modern Family • ABC • Twentieth Century Fox Television
Nurse Jackie • Showtime • Showtime Presents, Lionsgate Television, Jackson Group Entertainment, Madison Grain Elevator, Inc. & Delong Lumber; A Caryn Mandabach Production
The Office • NBC • Deedle-Dee Productions and Reveille LLC in association with Universal Media Studios
30 Rock • NBC • Broadway Video, Little Stranger, Inc. in association with Universal Media Studio

Outstanding Drama Series
Breaking Bad • AMC • Sony Pictures Television
Dexter • Showtime • Showtime Presents, John Goldwyn Productions, The Colleton Company, Clyde Phillips Productions
The Good Wife • CBS • CBS Productions
Lost • ABC • Grass Skirts Productions, LLC in association with ABC Network and Studios
Mad Men • AMC • Lionsgate Television
True Blood • HBO • Your Face Goes Here Entertainment in association with HBO Entertainment

Outstanding Art Direction For A Multi-Camera Series
The Big Bang Theory • The Gothowitz Deviation • The Adhesive Duck Deficiency • CBS • Chuck Lorre Productions, Inc. in association with Warner Bros. Television
John Shaffner, Production Designer
Ann Shea, Set Decorator
Hell’s Kitchen • Episode 615 • FOX • ITV Studios in association with A. Smith & Co. Productions
John Janavs, Production Designer
Robert Frye, Art Director
Stephen Paul Fackrell, Set Decorator
How I Met Your Mother • Duel Citizenship • Of Course • Hooked • CBS • Twentieth Century Fox Television
Stephan G. Olson, Production Designer
Susan Eschelbach, Set Decorator
The New Adventures Of Old Christine • Subway, Somehow • Revenge Makeover • Sweet Charity • CBS • Kari’s Logo Here in association with Warner Bros. Television
Cabot McMullen, Production Designer
Amy Feldman, Set Decorator
Rules Of Engagement • 3rd Wheel • Ghost Story • Atlantic City • CBS • Happy Madison Productions and CBS Television Studios
Bernard Vyzga, Production Designer
Jerie Kelter, Set Decorator

Outstanding Hairstyling For A Single-Camera Series
Castle • Vampire Weekend • ABC • ABC Studios
Toni-Ann Walker, Department Head Hairstylist
Yuko T. Koach, Key Hairstylist
Lillie S. Frierson, Additional HairstylistGlee • The Power Of Madonna • FOX • A Ryan Murphy TV Production in association with 20th Century Fox TV
Stacey K. Black, Department Head Hairstylist
Mary G. Stultz, Hairstylist
Roxanne N. Sutphen, Hairstylist
Gina Bonacquisti, Hairstylist
Glee • Hairography • FOX • A Ryan Murphy TV Production in association with 20th Century Fox TV
Lynda K. Walker, Department Head Hairstylist
Ann Marie Luddy, Assistant Department Head
Hairstylist
Michael Ward, Key Hairstylist
Gina Bonacquisti, Additional Hairstylist
Mad Men • Souvenir • AMC • Lionsgate Television
Lucia Mace, Department Head Hairstylist
Anthony Wilson, Key Hairstylist
Mary Guerrero, Additional Hairstylist
Peggy Semtob, Additional Hairstylist
Tracey Ullman’s State Of The Union • 301 • Showtime • Showtime Presents, Allan McKeown Presents, LLC
Martin Samuel, Department Head Hairstylist
Colleen LaBaff, Hairstylist
The Tudors • Episode 407 • Showtime • Showtime Presents in association with Peace Arch Entertainment and Take 5 Productions
Dee Corcoran, Department Head Hairstylist

Outstanding Hairstyling For A Multi-Camera Series Or Special
82nd Annual Academy Awards • ABC • Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences
Anthony Wilson, Department Head Hairstylist
Maria Valdivia, Key Hairstylist
Gail Ryan, Additional Hairstylist
Vickie Mynes, Additional Hairstylist
Dancing With The Stars • 902A • ABC • BBC Worldwide Productions
Mary Guerrero, Department Head Hairstylist
Kimi Messina, Key Hairstylist
Jennifer Mazursky, Additional Hairstylist
Maria Valdivia, Additional Hairstylist
Cynthia Romo, Additional Hairstylist
Cyndra Dunn, Additional Hairstylist
How I Met Your Mother • Dopplegangers • CBS • Twentieth Century Fox Television
Grace Hernandez Leider, Department Head Hairstylist
Jennifer Guerrero-Mazursky, Key Hairstylist
Saturday Night Live • Host: Betty White • NBC • SNL Studios in association with NBC Studios and Broadway Video
Bettie O. Rogers, Department Head Hairstylist
Jodi Mancuso, Key Hairstylist
Inga Thrasher, Additional Hairstylist
Jennifer Stauffer, Additional Hairstylist
Cara Sullivan, Additional Hairstylist
Christal Schanes, Additional Hairstylist
Two And A Half Men • That’s Why They Call It Ballroom • CBS • Chuck Lorre
Productions, Inc., The Tannenbaum Company in association with Warner Bros. Television
Pixie Schwartz, Department Head Hairstylist
Krista Borrelli, Key Hairstylist
Ralph Abalos, Personal Hairstylist
Janice Allison, Personal Hairstylist

Outstanding Original Music And Lyrics
Family Guy • Extra Large Medium (Song title: Down’s Syndrome Girl) • FOX • Fox Television Animation
Walter Murphy, Music By
Seth MacFarlane, Music & Lyrics By
How I Met Your Mother • Girls Vs. Suits (Song title: Nothing Suits Me Like A Suit) • CBS • Twentieth Century Fox Television
Carter Bays, Music & Lyrics By
Craig Thomas, Music & Lyrics By
Monk • Mr. Monk And The End Part II (Song title: When I’m Gone) • USA • Universal Cable Productions in association with Mandeville Films and ABC Studios
Randy Newman, Composer
Rescue Me • Disease (Song title: How Lovely To Be A Vegetable) • FX Networks • Apostle, Dreamworks Television and The Cloudland
Company in association with Sony Pictures Television
Peter Tolan, Music & Lyrics By
Brad Hatfield, Music By
Saturday Night Live • Host: Blake Lively (Song title: Shy Ronnie) • NBC • SNL Studios in association with NBC Studios and Broadway Video
Aleric Banks, Music By
Andy Samberg, Lyrics By
Akiva Schaffer, Lyrics By
Jorma Taccone, Lyrics By
Treme • I’ll Fly Away (Song title: This City) • HBO • Blown Deadline Productions in association with HBO Entertainment
Steve Earle, Composer/Lyricist

Outstanding Sound Editing For A Series
Breaking Bad • One Minute • AMC • Sony Pictures Television
Nick Forshager, Supervising Sound Editor
Kathryn Madsen, Supervising ADR Editor
Mark Cookson, Sound Effects Editor
Cormac Funge, Sound Effects Editor
Jane Boegel, Dialogue Editor
Jason Newman, Music Editor
Gregg Barbanell, Foley Artist
Dominique Decaudain-Tabach, Foley Artist
Fringe • White Tulip • FOX • Bad Robot Productions in association with Warner Bros. Television
Paul Curtis, Supervising Sound Editor
Rick Norman, Sound Editor
Bruce Tanis, Sound Editor
Paul Apelgren, Music Editor
Shelley Roden, Foley Artist
Rick Partlow, Foley Artist
Lost • The End • ABC • Grass Skirts Productions, LLC in association with ABC Network and Studios
Thomas E. deGorter, Sound Supervisor
Joe Schultz, MPSE, Sound Editor
Paula Fairfield, MPSE, Sound Editor
Carla Murray, MPSE, Sound Editor
Maciek Malish, MPSE, Sound Editor
Lloyd Jay Keiser, Sound Editor
Geordy Sincavage, Sound Editor
Allen Mark, Sound Editor
Robert Kellough, Sound Editor
Chris Reeves, Sound Editor
Gabrielle Reeves, Sound Editor
Alex Levy, Music Editor
Adam De Coster, Foley Artist
James Bailey, Foley Artist
True Blood • Beyond Here Lies Nothin’ • HBO • Your Face Goes Here Entertainment in association with HBO Entertainment
John Benson, Supervising Sound Editor
Jason Krane, Dialogue/ADR Editor
Stuart Martin, Sound Effects Editor
Brian Thomas Nist, MPSE, Sound Effects Editor
Bruno Coon, Music Editor
Zane Bruce, Foley Artist
Jeff Gunn, Foley Artist
24 • 4:00 AM – 5:00 AM • FOX • Imagine Television and 20th Century Fox TV in association w/Teakwood Lane Productions
William D. Dotson, Supervising Sound Editor
Catherine M. Speakman, Supervising ADR/DX Editor
Pembrooke Andrews, Sound Editor
Jeffrey Whitcher, Sound Editor
Shawn Kennelly, Sound Editor
Daryl Fontenault, Sound Editor
Melissa Kennelly, Sound Editor
Jeffrey Charboneau, Music Editor
Laura Macias, Foley Artist
Vincent Nicastro, Foley Artist

Full list here (.doc file): http://www.emmys.com/sites/emmys.com/files/62ndemmys_noms.doc

While Penny worries that dating Leonard has ruined her for normal guys, Wolowitz and Koothrappali search for Sheldon’s perfect match online, on the third season finale of THE BIG BANG THEORY, Monday, May 24 (9:31-10:01 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.
GUEST CAST:
Leslie Winkle………………………….. Sara Gilbert
Amy Fowler………………………….. Mayim Bialik
Zack…………………………… Brian Thomas Smith
Mrs. Gunderson……………………. Lauri Johnson

STORY BY: Chuck Lorre & Bill Prady & Maria Ferrari
TELEPLAY BY: Lee Aronsohn & Steven Molaro & Steve Holland
DIRECTED BY: Peter Chakos

Totally agree with Raj, that show is brilliant:
Raj: It’s not like that, I’m watching someone’s TV. The Good Wife is on! I’ll tell you, this is my new Greys Anatomy.

Heh, about Penny:
Leonard: Well, it’s still a little weird since you know…
Wolowitz: She dumped you?
Leonard: She didn’t dump me. We were just in different places in the relationship.
Sheldon: I fail to see how a relationship can have the qualities of a geographical location.
Wolowitz: It’s very simple, Leonard was living in a little town called “Please don’t leave me”, while Penny had just moved to the island of “Bye-bye”!

Love Penny’s date! He is so stupid!

Leonard: Let me explain what we are doing here. In 1969 the astronauts on Apollo 11 positioned reflectors on the surface of the moon. And we are going to shoot a laser of one of them and let the light bounce back into this photo multiplier.
Penny: Oh, that’s very cool!
Penny’s date: One question, how can you be sure it can’t blow up?
Leonard: The laser?
Penny’s date: The moon.
Sheldon: See, now this is a man for Penny!

Penny’s date: That’s your big experiment? Have a line on the screen?
Leonard: Yeah, but think about what this represents. The fact that we can do this is the only way of definitively proving that there are manmade objects on the moon! Put there by a species that only 60 years before had just invented the airplane!
Penny’s date: What species is that?!
Sheldon: I was wrong! Penny can do better!

Haha, they are going to find Sheldon a date?

Love Penny, Leonard and Sheldon in the morning after Penny’s drunken mistake!

Love Leonard talking to his neighbor!

Love Raj and Wolowitz trying to convince Sheldon to go on a date!

Love the clothes the characters are wearing in this show, by the way!

Lol, they are the perfect match! I am stunned!

And so are they!
Wolowitz: Good god, what have we done?

Great episode! The Big Bang Theory will be back in the fall, it has been renewed, although no surprise there really!

Leonard tells Penny about how he met Sheldon for the first time…and what happened to the elevator, on THE BIG BANG THEORY, Monday, May 17 (9:31-10:01 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.

GUEST CAST:

Mrs. Wolowitz……………………. Carol Ann Susi
Joyce Kim…………………………………. Ally Maki
Sebastian………………………………. Steven Yeun
Louie…………………………………. Ajgie Kirkland
Announcer (v.o.)…………………… Ed Lieberman

STORY BY: Lee Aronsohn & Steven Molaro & Steve Holland
TELEPLAY BY: Chuck Lorre & Dave Goetsch & Maria Ferrari
DIRECTED BY: Mark Cendrowski

Love the hair!

Lol:
Leonard: Excuse me; I’m looking for Sheldon Cooper’s apartment.
Guy: Oh, I bet you’re here to check out the room for rent.
Leonard: Yeah.
Guy: Run away, dude!
Leonard: What?
Guy: Run fast, run far!

Love the guy living in Penny’s apartment.

Love their first encounter!

Love, love the apartment when Sheldon lived there alone!

Love Shelton talking about why he needs to be the only one sitting in his chair.

Love Sheldon’s questions!

Sheldon: This is the bathroom. Are you fairly regular?
Leonard: Uh… I guess.
Sheldon: This isn’t going to work if you’re guessing. When do you evacuate your bowels?
Leonard: When I have to.
Sheldon: When you have to? I’m sorry, I don’t rent to hippies.

Haha!!!

They have a flag? Lol.

Leonard slept with a spy?

Oh my! That is the most hilarious image… ever!

Haha, Leonard has bought their couch:
Sheldon: Explain the couch.
Leonard: There were some people on the first floor moving out and they sold it to me for 100 dollars. Howard and Raj helped me bring it up.
Sheldon: But what’s wrong with the furniture we have?
Leonard: They are lawn chairs. And there was no place for company.
Sheldon: Did it occur to you that was by design?
Leonard: According to the roommate agreement, I’m entitled to allocate 50% of the cubic footage of the common areas.
Sheldon: But you didn’t notify me by email so this is still a breach!

Love Wolowitz’s mom! So funny!

So that’s what happened to the elevator! Sheldon saved Leonard’s life? Loved how he turned their flag upside down!

This was a great, great, great episode! Awesome!

* — denotes new show

MONDAY
8 p.m . How I Met Your Mother
8:30 Rules of Engagement
9:00 Two and a Half Men
9:30 Mike and Molly *
10:00 Hawaii Five-0 *

TUESDAY
8 p.m. NCIS
9:00 NCIS LA
10:00 The Good Wife

WEDNESDAY
8 p.m. Survivor: Nicaragua
9:00 Criminal Minds
10:00 The Defenders *

THURSDAY
8 p.m. The Big Bang Theory
8:30 $#*! My Dad Says *
9:00 CSI
10:00 The Mentalist

FRIDAY
8 p.m. Medium
9:00 CSI: NY
10:00 Blue Bloods *

SATURDAY
8 p.m. Crimetime Saturday
9:00 Crimetime Saturday
10:00 48 Hours

SUNDAY
7 p.m 60 Minutes.
8:00 The Amazing Race
9:00 Undercover Boss
10:00 CSI: Miami

Source: Lynette Rice

Judy Greer (“Arrested Development,” “13 Going on 30″) Guest Stars As Dr. Elizabeth Plimpton

Leonard and Sheldon compete for the attention of a famous female physicist, on THE BIG BANG THEORY, Monday, May 10 (9:31-10:01 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.
GUEST CAST:

Dr. Elizabeth Plimpton………………… Judy Greer

STORY BY: Chuck Lorre & Bill Prady & Lee Aronsohn
TELEPLAY BY: Steven Molaro & Jim Reynolds & Maria Ferrari
DIRECTED BY: Mark Cendrowski

The whole conversation about the new scientist was hilarious!

Leonard: Why didn’t you tell me you knew Elizabeth Plimpton? I am a huge fan of hers.
Sheldon: I didn’t realize I was obligated to share my connection with things you’re a fan of, but very well. You enjoy Canadian bacon; I’ve been to Toronto.

He bought maxi pads and pantyhose to make the scientist feel at home?

Sheldon: A word of warning, my guest is a noted physicist and a leading expert on quantum cosmology so please try to avoid wasting her time with female jibber jabber.
Penny: Female jibber jabber?
Sheldon: Yeah. Shoe sales, hair styles, mud masks, gossip about your friends Brad and Angelina.
Penny: No, they are not my friends.
Sheldon: I’m not surprised considering the way you talk about them behind their backs.

Sheldon: Now, listen; one of the great minds of the 21th century is about to play host to one of the other great minds of the 21th century. So pay attention, years from now my biographer might ask you about this event.
Leonard: Oh, I have so many things to tell your biographer.

It’s Kitty from the best TV series ever; Arrested Development! Say goodbye to these!

Such a cute first encounter between the three of them, so awkward, and so funny!

Sheldon has really prepared for her visit with information papers etc. But Kitty doesn’t seem to mind!

Leonard is so cute around Kitty!

Sheldon peeing was so funny!

So awkward when Penny walked in!

Penny: Hang on! We just broke up.
Leonard: Oh, yeah, you and me, we did, not too long ago. How are you doing with it?
Penny: Not as good as you apparently.
Leonard: I’m sor.. I don’t follow.
Penny: You know what; it’s none of my business if you want to sleep with Sheldon’s doctor buddy right after we stopped seeing each other. Go for it!
Leonard: Well, now…
Sheldon: Excuse me! I’m uncomfortable with you recommending that Leonard pursue having intercourse with Dr. Plimpton. Who I assure you has better things to do.
Penny: I’m not recommending it; I’m saying it already happened.
Sheldon: That’s preposterous! Tell her Leonard!
Leonard: Well…
Sheldon: No!
Leonard: Oh come on! It wasn’t my fault.
Sheldon: The implication being that you somehow tripped and fell into her lady parts?

Lol:
Wolowitz: What the hell are you doing?
Koothrappali: Relax! It’s Nyquil.
Leonard: You still have a cold?
Koothrappali: Maybe, but I don’t care! That’s the great thing about Nyquil; it’s like 10% booze! I call it the “night time sniffling, sneezing, coughing, so you can talk to girls” medicine!

Wolowitz broke up with his girlfriend?

They are going to have a four way with Kitty? Nope!

When Leonard and Penny aren’t speaking, Sheldon goes to extremes to keep them both happy, on THE BIG BANG THEORY, Monday, May 3 (9:31-10:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.

WRITTEN BY: Chuck Lorre & Bill Prady & Lee Aronsohn & Steven Molaro
DIRECTED BY: Anthony Rich

Haha, what:
Penny: So, how you’ve been?
Sheldon: Well, my existence is a continuum so I have been what I am at each point in the implied time period.

Penny has just bought an Italian food sauce:
Sheldon: That’s the sauce my mother uses. She likes cooking Italian because according to her that’s what the Romans made Jesus eat.

Wolowitz explains what happens after two people brake up:
Wolowitz: The point is, in a situation like this you gotta pick sides. You are either on team Leonard or team Penny.
Sheldon: Which one picks last?
Wolowitz: What?
Sheldon: Usually I’m on the team that picks last. Unless there is a kid in a wheelchair.

Haha!
Sheldon: Go team Leonard!

I don’t know why I thought this was funny, but it really was:
Wolowitz: You said you were going for a walk?
Sheldon: I didn’t say outside.
Wolowitz: So, what, you are just gonna walk up and down the stairs?
Sheldon: No, of course not! That would be odd and suspicious behavior.

Wolowitz on his scooter looked so funny!

Cool tissue dispenser to the left of Raj, on the table!

Raj and Leonard’s conversation was kind of funny!

Sheldon lying throughout the episode was awesome!
Penny: So what’s new in your life?
Sheldon: Well, my new shoes are not made for running.
Penny: Have you been running?
Sheldon: [pause] No. It’s just a suspicion I have.

Sheldon knocks on Leonard’s door in the middle of the night:
Sheldon: [Knocking] Leonard? [Knocking] Leonard? [Knocking] Leonard?
Leonard: Oh, just come in!
Sheldon: Thanks for seeing me on such short notice.
Leonard: What do you want Sheldon?
Sheldon: Maybe this isn’t a good time.
Leonard: Tell me why you woke me up or I swear to god I will kill you.
Sheldon: Do you really think death threats are an appropriate way to begin this conversation? Sometimes your lack of social skills astonishes me.
Leonard: What…do… you… want?
Sheldon: You might wanna sit down.
Leonard: I’m in bed!
Sheldon: Point taken. You may wanna sit up.
Leonard: Sheldon!!!
Sheldon: I have been seeing Penny behind your back.
Leonard: Okay. When you say seeing Penny, what exactly does that mean?
Sheldon: We had dinner last night. She made me spaghetti with little hot dogs cut up in it. Well, little hot dog, I gave up the other five hot dogs to a real dog. A real, big dog. A hell hound. Tangential to the primary story, how about I circle back to it!
Leonard: Fine. Why did you have dinner with Penny?
Sheldon: I told you, she made spaghetti with little hot dogs. I like spaghetti with little hot dogs.
Leonard: Then why did you have Chinese food with us?
Sheldon: I didn’t want to upset you. Howard made it very clear; my allegiance should be to male comrades before women who sell their bodies for money.
Leonard: Is it possible he said ‘bros before hoes’?
Sheldon: Yes, but I rephrased it to avoid defending the hoes.

Love how Penny and Leonard act like divorced parents for Sheldon! That was so funny! Epic!

Koothrappali: Hey do you think the elastic woman in The Incredibles needs to use birth control or can she just be a diaphragm?
Wolowitz: That’s it; we are officially out of things to talk about.

Wil Wheaton (“Star Trek: The Next Generation”) Guest Stars as Himself

A fight between Leonard and Penny threatens their relationship, while Sheldon battles Wil Wheaton in bowling, on THE BIG BANG THEORY, Monday, April 12 (9:31-10:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.

GUEST CAST:

Stuart………………………………… Kevin Sussman
Wil Wheaton…………………………………. Himself

STORY BY: Chuck Lorre & Steven Molaro & Nicole Lorre & Jessica Ambrosetti
TELEPLAY BY: Bill Prady & Dave Goetsch & Jim Reynolds & Maria Ferrari
DIRECTED BY: Mark Cendrowski

He said he loved her! Naaw! She said thank you? Awkward… awkward!

Haha:
Wolowitz: Hey Leonard, where do you come down on giant ants?
Koothrappali: Sheldon says impossible, Howard and I say not only possible but as a mode of transportation; way cooler than a batmobile.

Funny, I didn’t know that:
Leonard: Seriously, you have nothing better to do than to sit around and discuss the possibility of giant ants?
Wolowitz: What’s with him?
Sheldon: Perhaps he is at a sensitive point in his monthly cycle.
Wolowitz: Are you saying he is manstruating?
Sheldon: Not literally, but as far back as the 1700th century scientists observed a 34 day fluctuation of men’s hormone levels.
Koothrappali: Interesting, that would explain my weepy days in the middle of the month. You know what I am talking about!

Haha:
Wolowitz: Okay, forget giant ants! How about giant rabbits?
Koothrappali: Big or small; I don’t like rabbits, they always look like they are about to say something but they never do.

Nice try Sheldon:
Stuart: You guys still on for bowling tonight?
Sheldon: Oh yes, in fact I have prepared some trash talk for the occasion: You bowl like your mama! Unless of course she bowls well and in which case you bowl nothing like her!
Stuart: Oh… ouch.
Sheldon: That is what is referred to as a ‘burn on you’!

Love them at the comic book store talking about Leonard and Penny. All the guesses of what could be wrong just got weirder and weirder!

Yey!! Wil Wheaton!
Sheldon: Well, well, well if it isn’t Wil Wheaton, the Green Goblin to my Spiderman, the Pope Paul the Fifth to my Galileo, the Internet Explorer to my Firefox!

Wil Wheaton rolls a spare:
Wil Wheaton: Yes!
Sheldon: A common spare. The Miss Congeniality of the bowling pageant. Before you jump on twitter to taut your moderate accomplishment; watch how it’s really done. …I am the ball, my thoughts are its thoughts, its holes are my holes. [He rolls a strike] Yes. Tweet that tweety bird!

Sheldon tries to comfort Penny:
Sheldon[knocking on her door]: Penny! Penny! Penny!
Penny[opens]: What?
Sheldon: This is for you.
Penny: Ice cream?
Sheldon: I have been familiarizing myself with female emotional crises by studying the comic strip Cathy. When she’s upset she says ‘Ack!’ and eats ice cream.
Penny: Euhm… Ack!
Sheldon: If you were a cat I would have brought you a lasagna.

The rest of their conversation was just as funny! The two of them are so great!

Wil Wheaton and Sheldon are so awesome! You could make a show just about the two of them.

Lol:
Sheldon: Be the ball Howard!
Wolowitz: Leave me alone, Sheldon!
[Wolowitz rolls horribly]
Sheldon: You weren’t the ball.

Penny has just stormed off from the bowling place:
Wil Wheaton: Tuff luck Sheldon.
Sheldon: You did this, didn’t you?
Wil Wheaton: Do you really think I would break up a couple just to win a bowling match?
Sheldon: No I suppose not.
Wil Wheaton: Good! Keep thinking that!
Sheldon [in a scary voice]: Wheeatoon!

The whole thing with Penny and Leonard was really sad; I hope they get back together!

Awesome! Kodak moment!

Sheldon’s friends come to his aid when his fear of public speaking stands between him and a coveted award, on THE BIG BANG THEORY, Monday, March 22 (9:31-10:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.

STORY BY: Chuck Lorre & Bill Prady & Steve Holland
TELEPLAY BY: Eric Kaplan & Richard Rosenstock & Jim Reynolds
DIRECTED BY: Mark Cendrowski

Hehe:
Koothrappali: Okay, in Avatar when they have sex on Pandora they hook up their ponytails; so we know that ponytails are like their junk.
Wolowitz: Yeah, so?
Koothrappali: So when they ride horses and fly around on birds they also use their ponytails.
Wolowitz: What’s your point?
Koothrappali: My point is, if I were a horse or a bird I’d be very nervous around James Cameron.
Sheldon: It amazes me how you constantly obsess over fictional details when there are more important things in the real world to worry about. For example; why wasn’t William Shatner in the new Star Trek movie?

The theme song is still catchy after three seasons and eighteen episodes, then it’s a good song!

Sheldon: Problem.
Leonard: What?
Sheldon: They expect me to give a speech at the banquet. I can’t give a speech.
Wolowitz: Well, no you’re mistaken; you give speeches all the time. What you can’t do is shut up.
Koothrappali: Yeah, before the movie you did twenty minutes on why guacamole turns brown. It turned brown while you were talking.
Sheldon: I am perfectly comfortable speaking to small groups; I cannot speak to large crowds.
Leonard: What to you is a large crowd?
Sheldon: Any group big enough to trample me to death. General rule of thumb is 26 adults or 70 children.

Later on:
Leonard: Sheldon, you are being ridiculous.
Sheldon: Am I? Let me tell you a story…
Wolowitz: Where are 70 children when you need them?

Haha:
Leonard: We think we can help you with your stage fright.
Sheldon: Oh, I doubt that. I haven’t figured out a way and I’m much smarter than all of you.

Naaw, I wonder if he consciously joked or it was accidental:
Penny: So, what do you say Sheldon? Are we your X-men?
Sheldon: No. The X-men were named for the X in Charles Xavier. Since I am Sheldon Cooper you will be my C-men.

Raj and Sheldon meditating was hilarious! Sheldon’s got quite the mind.

Best suit ever!

He looks so pretty!

Haha, even Sheldon’s dreams are odd:
Sheldon: Would it be helpful to you if I told you about my dreams?
Leonard: Uhm, I don’t know, maybe.
Sheldon: I recently had a dream that I was a giant but everything around me was to scale so it all looked normal.
Leonard: How did you know you were a giant if everything was to scale?
Sheldon: I was wearing size million in pants.

Love Sheldon making Leonard cry, hilarious!

Sheldon drunk… I am speechless! He wasn’t though! Hilarious!

Best was the morning after!

Sheldon: Penny, Leonard would you be able to answer some questions I’m having of the events of last night?
Penny: Sure.
Sheldon: Question one: Where are my pants?

The YouTube thing was great! Drunken Sheldon reminds me a lot of Dane Cook!

When the guys find a ring from “The Lord of the Rings” at a garage sale, it threatens to tear them apart, on THE BIG BANG THEORY, Monday, March 8 (9:31-10:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.

GUEST STAR:
Venkatesh…………………………. Frank Maharajh

STORY BY: Lee Aronsohn & Eric Kaplan & Maria Ferrari
TELEPLAY BY: Bill Prady & Steven Molaro & Richard Rosenstock
DIRECTED BY: Mark Cendrowski

Lol:
Leonard: Why do I always have to carry the heavy stuff?
Sheldon: It’s very simple. In our ragtag band of scientists with nothing to lose I am the smart one, Wolowitz is the funny one and Koothrappali is the lovable foreigner who struggles to understand our ways and fails. That leaves you by default as the muscle.
Leonard: One more floor and I’d be the pulled muscle.
[They enter the apartment, where Penny is]
Penny: Oh, it is about time, I am starving!
Leonard: Well, we didn’t actually get Chinese food.
Penny: Why not?
Leonard: Don’t panic, this is better!
Penny: Oh, no, you didn’t trade the food for magic beans, did you?
Sheldon: Of course not and technically magic beans would be food. Although eating them would be quite a waste since you could plant them and overnight have a giant bean stock which would provide enough roughage for a small city.
Penny: Yeah, sometimes I don’t listen; sometimes I just watch your jaw go up and down.
Leonard: We were on our way to the Chinese restaurant when we thought we saw Adam West, so we followed him.
Penny: Who is Adam West?
Sheldon: What, who is Adam West? Leonard what do the two of you talk about after the coitus?
Wolowitz: My guess is: ‘hey four minutes, new record!‘ [Turns to Raj] That’s why I’m the funny one!

Alf! Alf is awesome!

So sad! Wolowitz finds an Alf puppet:
Wolowitz: Oh my god, an Alf doll! When I was eleven my mother got me one to help me sleep after my dad left! I used to pretend that my dad had moved to the planet Melmac and Alf was gonna bring him back to me. But he never did. Where is my daddy, puppet? Where is he?
Penny: That is so sad!
Sheldon: No, what’s sad is that you don’t know Adam West was TV’s Batman!

Haha, naaw:
Sheldon: Fascinating!
Leonard: What?
Sheldon: It appears to be a Lord of the Rings ring.
Koothrappali: It even got the Elvishian graving on it.
Sheldon: It’s not Elvish, it’s the language of Mordor written in Elvish script. One ring to rule them all.
Koothrappali: One ring to find them.
Wolowitz: One ring to bring them all.
Leonard: And in the darkness bind them.
Koothrappali: Holy crap we are nerdy!

Haha:
Koothrappali: Hold on, Sheldon is there ketchup on that table?
Sheldon: Yes, there is. Here’s a fun fact: ketchup started out as general term for sauce, typically made of mushrooms or fish brine with herbs and spices. Some popular early main ingredients included blueberry, anchovy, oyster, kidney bean and grape.
Koothrappali: No that’s okay, I’ll get it. [Get's up to get the bottle himself]

Funny, Wolowitz has looked up their new ring:
Wolowitz: Anyways, he said this isn’t a replica; it’s the real deal.
Sheldon: If you’re suggesting that is the actual ring of power, forged by Sauron in Mount Doom I look at you with an expression of exhaustion and ever so slight amusement.
Leonard: He is not saying it’s a magical ring. You’re not, are you?
Wolowitz: No, but its close. Look at the markings inside, those are production markings. Nine rings were made for use in the Lord of the Rings movies. Three were given to members of the cast, the rest were destroyed! Except one… one was stolen. Gentlemen, this is the one ring.
Sheldon: Mine!

One: how do they know this stuff? Hilarious! Two: Sheldon sounded exactly like the seagulls in Finding Nemo!

Their fighting was extraordinary! Raj and Wolowitz bickering and Sheldon and Leonard’s stare off and Sheldon stealing the ring were golden!

Haha:
Penny: Okay, just to be clear, the first piece of jewelry my boyfriend gives me is a prop from a movie and I don’t even get to keep it?
Wolowitz: If you had gone out with me three years ago, by now you’d have my great aunt Ida’s brooch that she smuggled out of occupied Belgium in a cat!
Leonard: How am I looking now?

Sheldon trying to steal the ring was awesome! Penny hitting him in the face and then his screaming! I laughed till my eyes watered!

Sheldon’s mind is so funny:
Wolowitz: How does it feel to get beaten up by a girl?
Sheldon: It’s not the first time. I have a twin sister who’s assaults began in utero. If I only had the presence of mind to absorb her, then I would have a mole with hair on it instead of a tedious yearly Christmas letter.

Raj’s lawyer/cousin thing was funny!

Lol:
Leonard: You want to talk about endless patience? Penny made me watch all five seasons of Sex and the city!
Koothrappali: There’s six seasons, dude.
Leonard: Oh crap!

Raj being mean while Wolowitz talks to his mom was hilarious.

Wolowitz, Raj and Sheldon trying to get each other to let go of the ring was awesome!

Sheldon as Gollum was scary!

So funny, Sheldon tries to take the ring from Leonard’s neck:
Sheldon: I knew it.
[Leonard wakes up]
Sheldon: Give us the precious!
Leonard: Neveeer!
[They start wrestling on the bed]
Sheldon: Give it to me!
Leonard: Get off of me!
Sheldon: Give me the ring!
Leonard: It’s mine!
[Penny leaves the bed]
Penny: Oh, I gotta go back to dating dumb guys from the gym…

This was an excellent episode! I am still laughing from when Penny hit Sheldon in the face! It was so unexpected!

Sheldon winds up in traffic court when he gets a ticket because of Penny, on THE BIG BANG THEORY, Monday, March 1 (9:31-10:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.

Stan Lee Guest Stars as Himself.

GUEST STARS:

Stuart………………………………… Kevin Sussman
Stan Lee………………………………………. Himself
Judge Taylor…………………………. Steve Paymer
Guard……………………………….. Marcus Folmar

STORY BY: Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn & Steven Molaro
TELEPLAY BY: Bill Prady & Steve Holland & Maria Ferrari
DIRECTED BY: Mark Cendrowski

Raj’s music shirt was brilliant, I want one! Everyday life could use more appropriate background music!

And who is Stan Lee?

Funny:
Sheldon: I have decided I am going to have Mr. Lee sign my copy of this month’s Batman.
Wolowitz: That’s crazy, Stan Lee has nothing to do with Batman.
Sheldon: Yes, which is why no one will ask him to sign one. And I’ll be the possessor of a unique all be it confusing artifact which will set me apart from the hoi palloi of comic book fandom.
Koothrappali: That’s a great idea! I’m gonna get him to sign a Batman as well!
Sheldon: What is it about the word unique you don’t understand?
Wolowitz: Ah, damn! Paper cut! Nothing worse than a paper cut.
Koothrappali: Well, obviously you don’t remember your circumcision.
Sheldon: There’s Neosporin and band aids in my top desk drawer.
Wolowitz: Why don’t you keep that stuff in the bathroom?
Leonard: He does; and in the kitchen, and in his car and in his pocket.
Sheldon: Yeah, but the once in my pocket are mine!

Leonard: Hey, guess who is going to be in the comic book store on Thursday?
Penny: Uhm, can you give me a hint?
Leonard: Stan Lee.
Penny: Uhm, Stanley… Stanley… Stanley Tucci?
Leonard: No, Stan Lee.
Penny: Oh, oh, Stan Lee, cool!
Leonard: You have no idea who he is, do you?
Penny: Of course I do! You are an important part of my life and I pay attention to the things you are interested in!
Leonard: Good, good! So who is Stan Lee?
Penny: Uhm, he was on Star Trek.
Leonard: Nope.
Penny: Star Wars?
Leonard: Nope.
Penny: Uhm, Stan Lee… Oh! He is in those goofy kung-fu movies you love so much!
Leonard: That’s Bruce Lee.
Penny: Oh, so is this Bruce Lee’s nerdy brother Stan?

Haha, Sheldon got a traffic ticket!

Love the conversation where they find out about it!
Sheldon: I am not guilty! I only have a learner’s permit, Penny was the teacher! When the light turned yellow she said go, go, go so I went, went, went!

The music shirt is growing on me after every use!

Haha:
Penny: Okay, let’s go!
Sheldon: Hold on, before we get to the court house I’d like to call on your skills as an actress.
[He hands her a paper]
Penny: What is this?
Sheldon: I have taken the liberty of scripting your appearance on the witness stand because let’s face it, you’re somewhat of a loose cannon. Now, don’t worry it’s written in your vernacular, shall we rehearse?
Penny: Do I have a choice?
Sheldon: Well, of course you have a choice. Although we live in a deterministic universe each individual has free will, now sit down!

The script was hilarious! It shows really well what Sheldon thinks of Penny.

Lol, not a great start for Sheldon in court:

The judge: Sheldon Cooper?
Sheldon: Good morning Your Honor. Dr. Sheldon Cooper, appearing pro se; that is to say representing himself.
The judge: I know what it means, I went to law school.
Sheldon: And yet you wound up in traffic court.

The judge: Guilty. Pay the cashier.
Sheldon: I object! You are completely ignoring the law!
The judge: No, I’m following the law, I am ignoring you.
Sheldon: Really? I would point out that I am at the top of my profession while you preside over the kiddy table of yours.
The judge: Dr. Cooper, before I find you in contempt and throw you in jail I am going to give you a chance to apologize for that last remark.
Sheldon: I am a scientist; I never apologize for the truth!
[Switch scene to Sheldon being behind bars]

Love Sheldon’s suit by the way! It’s awesome!

Raj’s list of Stan Lee names was funny! But poor Raj, he is being hacked on in the entire episode!

Sheldon yelling at Penny was priceless!

Stuart’s reaction to Penny was hilarious. Pretty ladies make nerds less intelligent.

Lol:
Stuart: Wait, maybe we can make a deal.
Penny: What kind of deal?
Stuart: I will give you the address if you go to my cousins wedding with me.
Penny: You’re extorting a date out of me?
Stuart: I kind of have to, the cousin who’s getting married is the cousin I usually go to weddings with.
Penny: Can I bring Leonard?
Stuart: Sure, why not, what the hell.
Penny: Deal.
Stuart: We’ll tell people he’s your cousin.

Haha, naaw:
Sheldon: This is Stan Lee’s front door… We were on Stan Lee’s curb, then we were on Stan Lee’s walk and now we are at Stan Lee’s front door…
Penny: Yep.
[Penny rings the door bell]
Sheldon: Oh, lord you just rang Stan Lee’s door bell…

Sheldon walking into Stan Lee’s house and Penny running away was so funny!

Leonard: Hey, where have you been?
Sheldon: I’ll tell you where I have been. You boys may have had gelato with Stan Lee and gotten autographed comics but I saw the inside of his house and gotten an autographed application for a restraining order.
Wolowitz: Sweet…
Sheldon: Plus, I get to hang out with him again; at the hearing. This is going to look great hanging next to my restraining order from Leonard Nimoy!