The team works to uncover clues buried under a life’s worth of possessions saved by a hoarder in order to solve the mystery of his death. Meanwhile, Angela’s father (guest star Gibbons) has a specific purpose for his most recent visit, and Brennan and Booth are confronted with unique opportunities in the “The Beginning in the End” season finale episode of BONES airing Thursday, May 20 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (BON-522) (TV-14 L)

Guest Cast: Patricia Belcher as AUSA Caroline Julian; Carla Gallo as Daisy Wick; Billy F. Gibbons as Himself; Skyler James as Dylan; Gina Torrecilla as Mom; Scott Atkinson as Morgan Finley; Ned Vaughn as Col. Dan Pelant; Ty Panitz as Parker Booth; Deidrie Henry as Elaine Akusta; Reginald Ballard as Rocky DeKnight

Dude, that’s no good.

Eww to the maggots.

Hodgins: This is a little slice of heaven: cockroaches, fleas, rat droppings, bat guano.

Wait, Brennan wants to take on a project somewhere in the middle of nowhere, far from where they are? This sucks!
Brennan: That shouldn’t cause surprise, I’m an anthropologist.

Uh-oh! Daisy’s been selected to go the that place in the middle of nowhere based on Brennan’s recommendation? That’s just… not good for Brennan.


LOL, that completely made her lose focus!

Cam: Dr. Brennan?

Why is there an army guy staring at Booth? This could be bad, very very bad!


They want him back. He’s rejecting it for now, but if Brennan leaves, I’m guessing he will too. :/ Unless Parker can stop him.

Hodgins [to Sweets]: Look at you, all squinted up!

LMAO, there’s even a snake in that mess!

Uh-Oh! lol. This is going to be hilarious.



Hodgins: He’s back!
[. . .]
Hodgins: Oh God, help me!

I can’t believe that Booth is actually talking to that guy again. Brennan seems a bit surprised too…


Why is he giving him a letter? I don’t like this!

At least Booth’s being honest with Brennan, even letting her read the letter.

They’re trying to tempt him with a promotion? Boooooo!
They want him to train solders in Afghanistan? Booooo again!
Why the h*ll is Brennan trying to convince him it’s a good offer? Geez!

Brennan: I’m worried all the time. I’m worried that Booth might get hurt on a case and I couldn’t prevent it, worried about what our partnership means.

Yay, Parker!

Wow…
Parker [about Booth's decision to stay with the FBI to be with him]: So, it’s my fault?
Booth: What’s your fault?
Parker: It’s my fault people will die.
Booth: No! That’s not what I meant.
Parker: I want you to save lives.


Geez! First Brennan tried to convince him to go, and now PARKER?! No way he’s staying. Boooo!

Hehe, Sweets isn’t too happy with Daisy leaving.

Sweets: What about our wedding?!

Daisy: I have to go, for a year.
Sweets: WHAT?

He’s so going. This sucks.

LMAO @ Hodgins “shriek” when he turned around and Angela’s father was there.


Hodgins: That wasn’t a scream, it was a yelp.

So now Brennan’s been asked to go to that island as well. Well we all saw that coming. She’s so gonna go. This really does suck.

Booth [about Daisy leaving]: Sweets, no offence, but you might be better of without her.
Sweets: Dr. Brennan was asked to head up the expedition, will you be better of without her?
Ooooh, catfight! lol.

Daisy: Sometimes my mouth has a mouth of its own.

Booth: The pyramids are better with change then you are.


So it’s settled – Booth is going back to the army and Brennan is going to look at Bones on some island in Indonesia. This still sucks! – Wait, they’re both gonna be gone for A YEAR!?
Booth: So what’s a year?
Brennan: It’s the time it takes the earth to make a full revolution around the sun.

Hodgins: I took the un-hatched silver fish eggs and made a milkshake…

Sweets: Mr. Adventure is here; ready to kick some bikers’ ass!



ROTFLMAO.

I love Caroline. She’s trying to make them doubt their decisions. <3

LOL at the car-stealing-test.

Cam: You’ve been here all night?
Brennan: Is it morning?

Now Angela and Hodgins are going to Paris for a year? What the f*ck is going on? Geez!

OMG, Daisy and Sweets broke up!

Aw, Cam/Brennan hug.

Brennan: Thank you Dr. Hodgins, I love you too.
Duuuuuuude, where did that come from? He just gave her some charts of dangerous animals. lol.

Aww. This is all so sad.

Where’s Booth?

Yaay, there he is!

Booth: I had to sneak of the base to come say goodbye.

Awwww.



Booth: One year from today at the reflecting pool on the mall. Right by the
Brennan: coffee cart.

These are like the saddest screens ever:

Baaaaah, I can’t believe it ended like that. I want season 6 spoilers like NOW. Now now now! Arrrrrrrr.
Oh, look, Michael Ausiello to the rescue!
(Warning: Read only AFTER you watch tonight’s finale and if you want some spoilers on how the next season starts!)
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The trial of The Gravedigger hits close to home for members of the team, and everyone at the Jeffersonian must work overtime to uncover the forensic evidence to elicit a conviction in the all-new “The Boy with the Answer” episode of BONES airing Thursday, May 13 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (BON-521) (TV-14 L, V)

Guest Cast: Ryan O’Neal as Max Keenan; Patricia Belcher as Caroline Julian; H. Richard Greene as Judge Dufrey; Dave Allen Clark as Newscaster; Deirdre Lovejoy as Heather Taffet

Scary beginning! Though, you could obviously tell right away that it was someone’s nightmare.

Gravedigger episode! A-W-E-S-O-M-E!

Poor Brennan.

So, the Gravedigger’s trial… Finally! She’ll be defending herself? LOL. Good luck.

Aww, there’s a little boy who’s still missing?

Booth: Okay Bones?
Brennan: Of course. Why wouldn’t I be?
Riiight.

Oh, yay! Max is there!

Seriously, how psycho is this chick? She’s staring her victims right in the eyes!

So, still nothing about the reaction to the Hodgela wedding…

OMG! This is bad! Very, very bad! They won’t be allowed to use the evidence from the storage locker. Now what are they supposed to use?

Gravedigger: You’re so brilliant Dr. Brennan. Why couldn’t you find something as simple as the number?
Hmmm… What the h*ll is that supposed to mean?

Brennan: I’m fine.
Again, riiiight.

Booth: Are you okay?
Caroline: Oh, you mean because this case is a career killer?! I’m cute, I can always find a job!

Wow, Hodgins and Angela haven’t told anyone yet. Well, I do get that they might want to wait until the trial is over. I feel so bad for Hodgins, he’s taking this REALLY hard.
Hodgins [to Angela]: When I was buried in that car, I didn’t think I was ever gonna see you again, and now I feel like she’s still in-between us.
Angela: Well she’s not.

Booth [to Brennan]: Wait a second, now you’re upset because you’re not more like a psycopath?

The number! They found the number! Woohoo! It’s the GPS location of the missing boy? Aww. That’s good though, I guess, but still sad.

That was a very intense scene and interaction between Brennan and Hodgins – when they decided to drop their case so they can work on the boy. Good choice though. There wasn’t any evidence left. How else are they going to get her convicted of anything?
Aw, Booth did the same thing. That’s so sweet.
Brennan: Thanks Booth.

Oh, yay. Brennan telling Booth about her nightmares = awesome.

This was pretty much my reaction to what Max was saying too:

What the h*ll is he up to now?

Like I just said, what the h*ll is Max up to?

Uh-oh.

Hah! Booth got there in time.



Max: Don’t trust the system, Booth.

Brennan [to Max]: I don’t want you to kill people for me, just buy me a sweater like a regular dad!

Angela did it! She got the voice! Awesome.

Brennan: I’m tired of dealing with murders and victims and sadness and pain.
Booth: Bones, that’s what we do.
Brennan seems to want out. :/

Yay, Hodgins told everyone about him and Angela.

Guilty of kidnapping…
Guilty of murder!

YES!
She wasn’t counting on that! Ha-ha!

Naaw.

Gravedigger [to Brennan]: This isn’t over.

Booth: To the squints!

Booth: Don’t forget the happy couple.

Brennan: Yes! Best wishes for a successful blending of family obligations as well as monetary and property consolidation.
Booth:

Brennan: What?

lol.

Brennan: I have the sense that everything is changing, Booth.
Booth: Not everything. Look, we’re still partners. Right?

Brennan: You almost died Booth. That can happen again. What if next time I can’t get to you.
Booth: It’s not gonna happen again.
Brennan: I envy your ability to substitute optimism for reality.

Booth’s really worried that she might not come back! She really wants to quit doing this ATM.

The season final is next week (if I’m not mistaking). Let’s hope it ends a little happier (doubt it though, it’ll probably be worse – she’ll leave “permanently” and/or there’ll be some major cliffhanger.)

A cabin burns down in the woods revealing two bodies one of a modern-day witch and one from the days of the Salem Witch Trials leading Booth and Brennan into the world of Wicca to find a killer. Meanwhile, when Hodgins’ reckless driving gets him and Angela arrested and thrown in jail, Sweets and intern Clark Edison (guest star Eugene Byrn) step into unfamiliar territory to help out the team in the all-new “The Witch in the Wardrobe” episode of BONES airing Thursday, May 6 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (BON-520) (TV-14 D, L, S)

Guest Cast: Eugene Byrd as Clark Edison; Wade Williams as Sheriff Gus Abrams; Jillian Bach as Ember; Kate Vernon as Rowan; William Stanford Davis as Floyd Barber; Peter Holden as Jesse Byrd; Chris Ufland as Murray Huddler; James Polis as Mario Trivisonno

Awesome effects there. Really spooky!

Brennan: Oh!
Booth: Oh?! Wait, you usually don’t say “oh”.
Brennan: It’s an indication of my surprise.

Cool, the squints are out at the crime scene again. It’s been a while!

Whoops, second body! Looks “fleshier” – more recently deceased.

Love the red shoes! lol.

Angela: Don’t say it!
Hodgins: I’ve got to: we aren’t in Kansas anymore!

Dude! The feet moved!


Booth: Wow! OK, I don’t like it when dead things move! Did you see that?

Angela: I’m not sure how I feel about you two [Hodgins and Wendell] discussing me.
Hodgins: Not discussing you, complementing you. OK, fine, no more compliments. You don’t look good today. Your smile is ordinary at best and it is not cool that we finally get to work together again in the field.

Angela [to the cop after Hodgins joked about being drunk]: He was kidding; he’s just being an idiot.

Sweets: I wanna work on the case.
Booth: What are you gonna do? Cast a spell?

Cam [to Clark]: You’re not Hodgins!

LOL @ Clark making everything fall over and then freaking out about some of it dripping down on his shoes.

OMG, they got thrown in jail. LMAO!

Angela [to Hodgins]: Be nice or I will cause you great pain!

Sweets: So I’ve been thinking about dead cats.
Brennan: That doesn’t seem like a good use of your time.

Awww, Hodgela. And LOL.
Hodgins: God is a little formal, Hodgins is just fine.

I love that Cam left them there. Awesome!

Cam: See you guys later!

Booth: You wanna spy on witches?
Brannan: Wiccans. No, I want you to spy on them while I study them anthropologically.

I couldn’t help but LMAO at this screen:

Brennan: Fascinating!

Clark: Nice cell.
Hodgins: It’s not much, but we call it home.
Angela: Yeah, we’re thinking of redoing the kitchen.

YES!

Wait, WHAT?! They’re getting married in prison!? WTF?! OMG!


“Jack Stanley Hodgins IV” – lol.
Wonder what Angela’s real name is!

Hodgins: Angela, or whatever your name is, I’m your guy!
Angela: Stanley, we’re gonna live together and we’re gonna love together, and we’re gonna have so much fun…
Yaaay, they’re married! OMFG! Hodgela’s really back! <3


Wonder how everyone’s going to react to this? lol.

When the body of a rich adventure-seeker is found in a hotel laundry machine, Booth and Brennan are led to the last place he was seen: a Rock ‘n Roll Fantasy Camp. While Brennan and Booth lead the investigation outside the lab, Hodgins, Angela and intern Arastoo (guest star Pej Vahdat) use a fragment of prehistoric wooly mammoth tusk – found with the remains – and Angela’s knowledge of the music industry to connect the evidence to potential suspects. Meanwhile, Cam looks for a doctor for her daughter Michelle in the all-new “The Rocker in the Rinse Cycle” episode of BONES airing Thursday, April 29 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (BON-519) (TV-14 L, V)

Guest Cast: Pej Vahdat as Arastoo Vaziri; Tiffany Hines as Michelle Welton; Elon Gold as Dr. Lidner; Josh Todd as Erik Dalton; Michael Des Barres as Sinom Graham; Molly Morgan as Bebe; John Wynn as Gino; Steven Hack as Fred Keaton

Can I just say this: NOT OK! I was eating french-fries and doing my laundry when this came up:

Arrr. LOL.

Booth: Because Catharine got it for me.

Seriously, she’s buying him ties now? What’s that all about? Boo!
Booth: Look, they’re little dolphins.
Oh, kid’s ties. LMAO.

First thought: Ew! Second thought: That’s one BIG washing machine!

Ewww, Cam’s climbing in! I really need to stop eating to new episodes of Bones.
I’m getting a little extra sick from the fact that I can still hear my washing machine in the background. lol.

Ok, seriously, EW! Can the machine please stop throwing things at them?

So, I was barely grossed out by the old bathtub episode, but this is seriously getting to me. Wonder why?!

Cam: Is there a testicle up here?
Hodgins [looking at Arastoo]: Four that I know of!

Angela: This whole “finding ID by testicle” sure beats facial reconstruction.

Booth was pretty damn excited about fantasy rock camp. LOL.

Booth: They’re all in line. They’re not even pushing. This is not my rock ‘n roll fantasy.

Brennan: Booth, shouldn’t we try to talk to Simon?

Brennan: Booth..?

Hey, Michelle’s back. Now, is it just me, or has Parker not been on the show for a loooong time? What’s up with that?

Hodgins [to Arastoo]: There was a prehistoric elephant in the washer with him? What, are you nuts?

Booth [after Erik asked Brennan to sit down next to him]: I like your music, but that doesn’t mean I’m not going to clock you, alright?

Dr. Lidner (Michelle’s gynecologist): Would it be weird if I asked you to eh go out with me sometime?
Cam: Y’, yes, that that that eh, would be weird.
Dr. Lidner: Of course, you know, very weird.
Cam: Yeah, right? It, it is weird..
Dr. Lidner: Totally. Totally weird.
Cam: But, eh, I would say yes.

Brennan [to Arastoo]: I assume you are talking about baseball again, although I have no idea why.
Angela: Well, it’s baseball season sweetie; this is when boys like to hit balls with sticks when the snow melts. I don’t know why.

LOL.

Booth: You hear that? That is our song! Remember? Hot blooded!
Brennan: The last time we sang thins song Booth, someone tried to kill you!
Booth: Yeah, but it was fun up until the blast! Alright? Come on!



Their performance was hilarious!



WTF? Did Brennan get drunk suddenly? LMAO. What was with this:

??

Hodgins [to Angela]: That is so hot, that you know that. Interesting! It’s interesting.

Cute B/B argument about Catharine and Andrew.

Brennan: Our partnership is so important to me. You know that, right?
Booth: Sure. Yeah. I’d die for you partner; that’s the way I look at it.

When human remains are discovered in the belly of a shark, Brennan and Booth are brought in to identify the missing person. Evidence suggesting the victim had been the prey of several fish directs the team’s investigation to The Aquarium of the Atlantic, where a guest lecturer and notorious self-help guru preaching the healing power of the ocean has gone missing. Meanwhile, both Brennan and Booth navigate their own relationship when a marine biologist (guest star Sofer) shows interest in Booth in the all-new “The Predator in the Pool” episode of BONES airing Thursday, April 22 (8:00-9:00 PM) ET/PT on FOX. (BON-518) (TV-14 D, L)

Guest Cast: Diedrich Bader as Andrew Hacker; Eugene Byrd as Clark Edison; Rena Sofer as Dr. Catherine Bryar; Myndy Crist as Grace Redmon; Tembi Locke as Marilyn Stoddard; Toby Meuli as Ben Marcus; Ravil Isyanov as Dimitri Vladov; Adam Paul as Jazz Gunn; Stephen Monroe Taylor as Tad Benedict; Noelle Hale as Lucy Alvarez-Rodriguez

Oh god, are Brennan and Andrew still dating? That would suck majorly. Watch out for a jealous Booth!

Boo, I don’t like this. Brennan and Andrew flirting, Booth flirting with that chick from the something-something. Name was way too long to remember. Something about fish? lol.

Was it just me, or did Brennan look a little jealous too?

I love how Booth was questioning the girl like the sharks were people.
Booth: Did he get along with the other fish?

lol.


Booth: OK, so now who’s gonna go in there and get that?

Booth was so nervous about Brennan going in to that tank. He was all “can’t Hodgins do it alone” meaning “I don’t care about him… like that”. lol.

I thiiink they found the rest of the body.

Booth: But eh, you know when we’re done with you, eh I can give you a call, and eh you can go out with me or I can go out with you.
Catherine: How about both?
Booth: Hey, look at that!
Catherine: Well I’m looking forward to not being a suspect.

Ew!

Oh, look: Clark! Hehe.

Naw, now Booth is trying to make Brennan as jealous as he feels. Oh, guess it worked! That was a quick change of subject by Brennan, completely indiscrete! lol.

Brennan: …and a pointy pointer in his hand!

Awww, Hodgela (+ Brennan, lol).

Brennan: What should I wear?
Angela: Clothing.

Brennan: Clark! [waves for him to come over]

Wow! The teacher? That was unexpected!

Brennan [about Catherine]: She’s easily as pretty as I am. I mean, using me as a standard.
Booth: Bones, you are the standard.
Brennan: Andrew is not as handsome as you, using you as a standard; he is, however, taller.

Wow, can you say “awkward”? Geez.

So, I’m a little pissed. Brennan’s OK with going out with Andrew even though he works at the FB, but not Booth? That totally sucks! I was hoping that, when she realized that, she would walk away, but noooo. Isn’t she supposed to be the logical one? Geez.

Brennan: Andrew is going to introduce me to a rat pack. He was very excited about it. They must be extraordinary rodents.
Booth: Yeah, talented too.

Brennan: Do you know them?
Booth: Mmhmm.

The team’s latest case takes Brennan back to her alma mater, Burtonsville High School, where she and Booth investigate the discovery of an unidentified skull and upper torso. With Angela’s help, they identify the victim as one of Brennan’s classmates, and notice a possible connection to a second murder committed 15 years prior. Brennan and Booth go undercover as a married couple at her class reunion to interrogate a set of suspects, where even as an adult, Brennan is still predictably misunderstood and her only friend lies in a strangely dark and offbeat janitor (guest star Englund). Meanwhile, Hodgins spills a lab secret in the all-new “The Death of the Queen Bee” episode of BONES airing Thursday, April 15 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (BON-517) (TV-14 D, L)

Guest Cast: Michael Grant Terry as Wendell Bray; Jenica Bergere as Officer Becky Conway; Robert Englund as Ray Buxley; Suzy Nakamura as Carrie Turner; Victor Webster as Brad Benson; Ben Falcone as Andy Pfleuger; Megan Hilty as Julie Coyle; Aviva Brandes as Anna; Shanley Caswell as Dede

Ew, gross start! Someone threw a skull full of maggots on them. Disgusting!

Oh, awesome; Brennan’s home town. Cool!
Brennan: I used to come out here to find animals to dissect; I didn’t have a boyfriend.

“…the creepy girl…” “…in town for the reunion…”? Oh, this is going to be awesome!

Becky: Two girls were out here rolling around…
Booth: Two girls?
Becky: Yeah, it’s the 21st century sweetheart, get with the program.

More remains. Love Booth’s facial expression.

Of course the killer’s gonna come back in time for the reunion. Duh! lol.

Booth’s going under cover as Brennan’s husband?! DUDE! Is that a good idea considering how in love with her he is? :p

Brad: So, you guys have any kids yet?
Booth/Bobby: Oh no, not yet, but we want a houseful.
Brennan: Yes! We have intercourse every chance we get.
Booth/Bobby: Wow, eh, yeah, I mean: all over the place.

Wow, Wendell’s actually really sweet; but eh, what was with the awkward cheek kiss?

Creepy place! Even the name-sign’s creepy! Geez!
Brennan: I have so many fond memories of this place.
WTF? lol.

The dude that comes with it is even creepier.

Seriously, this is like the creepiest dude EVER. Even Booth’s scared of him! Brennan’s acting like he’s completely normal. WTF? LOL. Kinda cute that he bought her book though; less cute that she named the killer in it after him.

So, what was with the staring match between Booth and the creepy dude? :p

Brennan broke her classmates jaw with a tennis racket? LOL!

Cute girl!

Temperance Brennan – Senior – Chemistry Club, Math Club – Interests: Chemistry, Math… lol, you don’t say.

Hodgins: So, somebody killed her with a really sharp piece of pie…

Brennan: There’s Carrie.
Becky: No, I can’t believe it’d be her. Her cakes are so light and fluffy.

Yaay, Wendell and Angela broke up! Is it time for Hodgelas’ return?

Hehe, Booth called her Temperance. Well, Bobby did, I guess. But still.

Yeah, Buxley just gets more and more creepy. He’s freaking’ nuts. Booth is scared as shit.

LMAO @ Booth and Brennan dancing. Hilarious and so dorky! lol.

Brennan: Oh, can we dance Booth? It’s Seal!
Booth: Well, it’s a slow song.
Brennan: Oh, I’m sorry. Is that too difficult for you?
<3 <3 <3

Brennan: Why are you so far away?

Dude, Buxley’s got a BIG knife!

Aww, that thing with the stars was actually sweet. And creepy.guy even smiled. lol.

Aawwwww, more dancing and more love. <3

Bones found the murder weapon. lol.

Brennan: Just hold up the star and smile Sweetheart.

I like Angela’s hair.

It was a cute ending with the toast and the talk about friendship. I’m happy for Brennan. Booth’s right, her classmates just didn’t get her.

BTW, who else knew from the start that “creepy-guy” Buxley was innocent? lol. Too obivous. Way too obvious. Oh, and how awesome is it that he was played by Robert Englund aka. Freddy Krueger? Totally awesome IMO!

The milestone 100th episode of BONES takes viewers back in time six years as Brennan and Booth recount the first case they worked on together. With Sweets finishing his book on their partnership, Brennan and Booth take this opportunity to set the record straight. A young and rebellious FBI Agent Booth seeks the help of an team of anthropological scientists and a street artist to find the evidence that will prove his high-profile suspect guilty. Although in unfamiliar territory, Dr. Brennan, her grad student Zack (guest star Millegan) and Hodgins get right to work, impressing Booth with their knack for uncovering new leads and substantiating his theory about a well-connected district judge. While the case cements a foundation for a successful future partnership, it also reveals the convoluted romantic beginnings of the formidable duo whose feelings for each other almost destroyed the team but still linger years later in the all-new “The Parts in the Sum of the Whole” episode of BONES airing Thursday, April 8 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (BON 516) (TV-14 D, L, V)

Guest Cast: Patricia Belcher as Caroline Julian; Eric Millegan as Zack Addy; Seth Isler as Judge Myles Hasty; Angela E. Gibbs as Jocelyn Arrington; Throdore Borders as Tucker Henry

Bones 100th episode! What a milestone! And yet another episode directed by David Boreanaz. (Major screenshots’ collection in this review.)

Brennan: You think Sweets is gonna panic and run into a wall? … Metaphorically, OK.

Uh-oh, something’s wrong in Sweets’ book? A factual error isn’t really what I’d have guessed they’d be upset about. Hm.
Double uh-oh. They’re not even talking about the same thing? LOL.

Brennan [to Sweets]: That’s your right as a psychologist; to get everything wrong.

What was with the lingering looks before they sat down to start talking about their first case?

Wait, what’s Cam doing there? Why was she on their first case?

Cam had the idea of teaming Booth up with Brennan? WTF? I want Dr. Goodman there! It really sucks that they didn’t include him in this episode.

Awwww, love at first sight!

Booth: Do you believe in faith?
Brennan: Absolutely not. Ludicrous. [cut to present time] I still don’t.
Booth: And I still do.
How is this not love? Sweets is so right.

Sweets looks bored.

Woohoo, Zach! Awww. I missed the little guy. They should bring him back for next season. They really need to continue his storyline considering what we found out about him and the murder last season.

Booth didn’t only not tell Brennan the identity of the murder victim, he told her they didn’t have it? lol. Good one.

LMAO. TJ (Hodgins) let his hair grow out so he’d look more like Hodgins did back then. Awesome.

Hodgins: What are you doing?
Zach: We’re identifying a murder victim.
Hodgins: From this century?
[Brennan nods]
Hodgins: I’m taking the clothing!
Brennan: Dr. Hodgins, I’ve have asked you before not to be so unpleasant.
Hodgins: Please. I’m taking the clothing!

Zach [to Hodgins]: [. . .] take the clothing and leave now!
Hodgins [to Zach]: Yeah? You can take that femur and shove it-
Brennan: Dr. Hodgins!

“Because he needs to get laid”? LOL!

Brennan went out to the park to stick a skull in Angela’s face? LOL. She couldn’t just have asked her to come to the lab with her?
Angela: But why me? I mean, we’ve only known each other a month.

LMAO.

Cam and Brennan ran into each other? Isn’t that changing history a little bit? I mean, the first time they met and got introduced was in the first episode of season 2.


Well, at least Brennan was rude enough to not actually introduce herself even if Cam knew who she was.

Angela’s first face:

It’s a piece of Bones’ history y’all.

OMG! Brennan apologized to Booth for not having the name when she had aaaallll that other stuff? That’s hilarious.

Brennan: I don’t follow current events past the industrial revolution.

Brennan: We were feeling each other up. Like a honeymoon period.
Booth: Out, we were feeling each other out.

First Zach/Hodgins experiment. This is gonna be awesome!
Zach: Why are you the deliver of the blow while I am the recipient?
Hodgins: Because you grunted when you picked up the bat.



Go Brennan! LOL.

First use of “Bones” was hilarious.
Booth: Gotta tell you, I really am enjoying working with you Bones.
Brennan: Bones is not my name.
Booth: It’s just a nickname.
Brennan: Oh, yes, I see. I can call you “Shoes”.
Booth: Shoes? Why Shoes?
Brennan: Yes, because they are so very shiny.

Booth: I’d ask you out if I could.
Brennan: Why can’t you?
Booth: Well, the FBI rules again. No fraternizing with other agents and consultants.
Brennan: That’s too bad.
Booth: Glad you think so.
OMG! They wanted to go on a date!

Uh-oh, another history-changing moment: Caroline and Brennan hadn’t met before the voodoo episode. :-/
Caroline [pointing at Brennan]: And who’s this now?
Booth: That’s a squint.

Brennan: Is this very bad?
Booth: I’ve been wanting to do that for years. You are so hot!

Booth had to fire Brennan? Well that would explain why she was reluctant towards working with him in the pilot.

Brennan: Hey, if we don’t work together anymore, we can have sex.
Booth: I’ll call a cab.

OMG! Booth and Bones made out for real!? OMG! This is amazing! OMG! Hart Hanson finally gave us what he’s promised for so long!





Sweets: You kissed?
Booth: Yes.
Brennan: There was tongue contact.
Sweets: My book is crap.
[. . .]
Sweets: How long did this affair last?
Brennan [to Booth]: Should we tell him?
Sweets: YES! Yes, you should.

Booth: Wow.
Brennan: We are not spending the night together.
Booth: Of course we are. Why?
Brennan: Tequila.
Booth: [. . .] So you’re afraid that when I look at you in the morning, I’ll have regrets?
Brennan: That would never happen.
LOL, she left! That’s awesome. If they had gone home together it would’ve been too weird. Just the kiss was perfect.

Haha, Hodgins was flirting with Angela even during the first case.
Hodgins [to Angela]: You know, I’ve always wanted to go to Paris with an artist.

Zach: Are you Special Agent Booth?
Booth: What are you?

Booth [to Brennan]: You’re back baby! Haha! You’re rehired!

See, I knew the firing was gonna be the cause of her resentment towards Booth. Though, the “you got me drunk to have sex with me” thing wasn’t really what I’d have expected to be a second cause. lol.

Poor Sweets. This changes everything. His book really is crap now. lol.

Sweets: It’s like you two missed your moment and then you punished each other for it.
So true!

OMG! That’s a slap!

Booth really does know that he’s in love with Brennan. The “something to eat” thing was hilarious though. I still feel really bad for Sweets.

OMG, next scene (and last scene of the episode) was the biggest chock ever!
Booth: I’m the gambler. I believe in giving this a chance. Look, I wanna give this a shot.
Brennan: You mean us? No, the FBI won’t let us work together.
Booth: Don’t do that. There is no reason.


Brennan: No! No!
Booth: Why? Why?
Brennan: You, you thought you were protecting me, but you’re the one who needs protecting.
Booth: Protecting, from what?
Brennan: From me! I… I don’t have your kind of open heart.
Booth: Just give it a chance, that’s all I’m asking.
Brennan: No, you said it yourself; the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different outcome.
Booth: Well then let’s go for a different outcome here, alright? Just hear me out. Alright? You know when you talk to older couples who, you know, have been in love for 30 or 40 or 50 years, alright, it’s always the guy who says “I knew”. I knew. Right from the beginning.
Brennan: Your evidence is anecdotal.
Booth: I’m that guy. Bones, I’m that guy, I know.
Brennan: I… I am not a gambler. I’m a scientist. I can’t change. I don’t know how.


Brennan: I don’t know how. Please don’t look so sad.


Booth: Alright, OK. You’re right, you’re right.

Brennan: Can we still work together?

Booth: Yeah.
Brennan: Thank you.
Booth: But I’ve gotta move on. You know, I’ve gotta find someone, who’s, who is gonna love me in 30 years, or 40 or 50.
Brennan: I know.

If this show still goes the way it is “supposed” to, he’ll still be saying “I knew” in 30 or 40 or 50 years.

When a subway train is thrown off the track by 60,000 galloons of flood water, a partially skeletonized body emerges out of the overflow. While Dr. Sweets, a passenger on the derailed train, copes with post traumatic stress, the rest of the team and intern Daisy Wick (guest star Gallo) get to work on identifying the victim as Martin Aragon, a professional ghost writer caught up in a deadly love triangle. Meanwhile, Brennan releases her second book to great success, but has to accommodate a nosy reporter, and Sweets’ near-death experience leads him to make a drastic decision in the all-new “The Bones on a Blue Line” episode of BONES airing Thursday, April 1 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (BON-515) (TV-14 D, L)

Guest Cast: Noriko Kanda as Riku Iwanaga; Michael Trotter as Colin Casey; James Madio as Eddie Ceraficki; Carla Gallo as Daisy Wick; Stephanie Childers as Sophia Meade; Wyatt Fenner as Marco; Clea Duvall as McKenna Grant; Page Kennedy as Stewart Bonder

The scene with Sweets and the now cancer-free guy on the train was cute. I just wonder how it’s relevant to the story. If they find that dude dead I’ll be pissed!

A huge DC earthquake. Hmm…

Uh-oh, major train tunnel flooding. Not good for Sweets and that dude.

Eh, there’s a body outside the window! WTF?!

No way! If he’s dead, I’m pissed.

Not cool, so NOT cool!

OK, here we go. Bones is back y’all! I can’t believe it’s been months!

Oh, Daisy.

I feel so bad for Sweet. And Daisy! She must feel so helpless.

Amanda had sex with Andy? LOL. I like this Japanese interviewer. She’s straight forward about pretty much everything. This could create some awkward (and hilarious) moments!

Angela: Belgian and Norwegian are not the same thing. Believe me.

Interviewer [about Booth]: You do not think he’s attractive?
Brennan: I think his symmetry is pleasing.

Brennan [to the interviewer]: What are you writing? I only took conversational Japanese.

Oookaay, so apparently page 187 is a must-read?

LOL, so page 187 is a Hodgins’ thing. Love it!
Hodgins: You told Brennan about that thing I do.
Angela: It’s a very good thing.

Oooooo, Hodgela. lol.
Hodgins [to Angela]: My advice, only sleep with guys that can’t read, ’cause otherwise you’ll never be rid of me.

Daisy: Are there such thing as blue bullets? [Looks at Brennan] That’s for me to find out. Right? Yes! ‘Cause that’s my job.

Aww, so Bones-y!

Cam [to Hodgins]: King of the lab!

Wow, Brennan really doesn’t know why her books are popular. Is anyone surprised? Didn’t think so.

Uh-oh, what’s up with Sweets and Daisy?

WTF just happened? Where did THAT come from?
Brennan: Aha! Gottcha dirtbag!

Loved Angela’s chock over the money.

Awwwwwwwwww. He proposed! Yay!

Yaaay!

So with all the scotchI’m guessing Booth’s not going home? j/k.

Brennan and Booth investigate a set of uniquely disfigured remains allegorizing biblical text. As they acquire more information about the victim, a former patient of Dr. Adam Copeland (guest star Malina) at Havenhurst Sanitarium, they are confronted with suspects who are hard to characterize as either good or evil. Meanwhile, Jeffersonian intern Arastoo Vaziri (guest star Vahdat) reveals a secret about his past in “The Devil in the Details” winter finale episode of BONES airing Thursday, Feb. 4 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (BON-513) (TV-14 L)

Guest Cast: Peh Vahdat as Arastoo Vaziri; Joshua Malina as Dr. Adam Copeland; Jocko Sims as Lloyd Robertson; Amanda Schull as Neviah Larkin; Henri Lubatti as Phillip Womack; John Apicella as Father Patrick; Daniel Polo as William; Scott Jesic Caudill as Gabe Turner; Deborah Rusty Schwimmer as Erica Turner

Dude, he’s go horns! Lol. Love that someone placed a body with horns in a church. Scares the pries or whatever like crazy.

Brennan: You’re afraid that if God smites me with lightening, you’re gonna get hit?
Booth: Yeah, I’m always standing right beside you.
Did anyone else think that was extremely cute for some reason?

Brennan[to the Priest, about the horns]: Yeah, that would have great meaning for your superstitious followers.
Booth[quietly]: Yeah, like me…

Booth: Bones, that look’s like a demon.



It was nice to hear Boreanaz say the word “demon” again. lol.

Poor Booth, he’s so scared. See, believes only give you more things to be scared of. SO unnecessary!
You can just hear Booth’s brain screaming in this screen. “WTF woman! Aren’t you listening to me?! He’s got HORNS!! Show me some kind of reaction, this is NOT normal.”

LOL, he has a tail too! That’s hilarious. Someone really made himself look like a devil/demon.

Angela: Hey, I go an idea on our victim.
Cam: Is his last name Lucifer?
Hodgins: Can we please call him hell-boy until we find out otherwise?

Neal? LOL. He looks as “normal” and boring as his real name, except for the horns that is.

Sweets: Oh, hey, did I mention that I interned in a mental health facility in Philadelphia?
Booth: Interned? You mean lived in.

So the pretty lady who looks completely sane, is crazy and probably a murderer. Eh, nvm, probably not. She’s probably just going to seem like she’s not crazy in the end and have nothing to do with the actual murder.

Sweets: That’s eh, I’m gonna need another word for fascinating.
Booth: Creepy?

Why do I have a feeling that this guy is not a doctor, but a patient?

Ha! I was so right!

That’s pretty obvious, yeah. lol.

Dude, what’s up with Arastoo?

Hodgins: No, I don’t want to be the great Satan, I only wanna be a minor demon.

RTFLMAO. Hodgins hit himself in the head with a nun-chuck. That’s hilarious!



Hodgins: Knock yourself out… I did.
OMG, I can’t stop laughing. This scene’s hilarious! lol.

I liked Bones’ speech in the end there. Very nice.

Unfortunately this was the last Bones episode until late march or early April.
Mini-spoiler; when Bones comes back, a new character will be introduced.