The Precious Fragmentation

Posted by Linda on March 9, 2010 under The Big Bang Theory | Be the First to Comment

When the guys find a ring from “The Lord of the Rings” at a garage sale, it threatens to tear them apart, on THE BIG BANG THEORY, Monday, March 8 (9:31-10:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.

GUEST STAR:
Venkatesh…………………………. Frank Maharajh

STORY BY: Lee Aronsohn & Eric Kaplan & Maria Ferrari
TELEPLAY BY: Bill Prady & Steven Molaro & Richard Rosenstock
DIRECTED BY: Mark Cendrowski

Lol:
Leonard: Why do I always have to carry the heavy stuff?
Sheldon: It’s very simple. In our ragtag band of scientists with nothing to lose I am the smart one, Wolowitz is the funny one and Koothrappali is the lovable foreigner who struggles to understand our ways and fails. That leaves you by default as the muscle.
Leonard: One more floor and I’d be the pulled muscle.
[They enter the apartment, where Penny is]
Penny: Oh, it is about time, I am starving!
Leonard: Well, we didn’t actually get Chinese food.
Penny: Why not?
Leonard: Don’t panic, this is better!
Penny: Oh, no, you didn’t trade the food for magic beans, did you?
Sheldon: Of course not and technically magic beans would be food. Although eating them would be quite a waste since you could plant them and overnight have a giant bean stock which would provide enough roughage for a small city.
Penny: Yeah, sometimes I don’t listen; sometimes I just watch your jaw go up and down.
Leonard: We were on our way to the Chinese restaurant when we thought we saw Adam West, so we followed him.
Penny: Who is Adam West?
Sheldon: What, who is Adam West? Leonard what do the two of you talk about after the coitus?
Wolowitz: My guess is: ‘hey four minutes, new record!‘ [Turns to Raj] That’s why I’m the funny one!

Alf! Alf is awesome!

So sad! Wolowitz finds an Alf puppet:
Wolowitz: Oh my god, an Alf doll! When I was eleven my mother got me one to help me sleep after my dad left! I used to pretend that my dad had moved to the planet Melmac and Alf was gonna bring him back to me. But he never did. Where is my daddy, puppet? Where is he?
Penny: That is so sad!
Sheldon: No, what’s sad is that you don’t know Adam West was TV’s Batman!

Haha, naaw:
Sheldon: Fascinating!
Leonard: What?
Sheldon: It appears to be a Lord of the Rings ring.
Koothrappali: It even got the Elvishian graving on it.
Sheldon: It’s not Elvish, it’s the language of Mordor written in Elvish script. One ring to rule them all.
Koothrappali: One ring to find them.
Wolowitz: One ring to bring them all.
Leonard: And in the darkness bind them.
Koothrappali: Holy crap we are nerdy!

Haha:
Koothrappali: Hold on, Sheldon is there ketchup on that table?
Sheldon: Yes, there is. Here’s a fun fact: ketchup started out as general term for sauce, typically made of mushrooms or fish brine with herbs and spices. Some popular early main ingredients included blueberry, anchovy, oyster, kidney bean and grape.
Koothrappali: No that’s okay, I’ll get it. [Get's up to get the bottle himself]

Funny, Wolowitz has looked up their new ring:
Wolowitz: Anyways, he said this isn’t a replica; it’s the real deal.
Sheldon: If you’re suggesting that is the actual ring of power, forged by Sauron in Mount Doom I look at you with an expression of exhaustion and ever so slight amusement.
Leonard: He is not saying it’s a magical ring. You’re not, are you?
Wolowitz: No, but its close. Look at the markings inside, those are production markings. Nine rings were made for use in the Lord of the Rings movies. Three were given to members of the cast, the rest were destroyed! Except one… one was stolen. Gentlemen, this is the one ring.
Sheldon: Mine!

One: how do they know this stuff? Hilarious! Two: Sheldon sounded exactly like the seagulls in Finding Nemo!

Their fighting was extraordinary! Raj and Wolowitz bickering and Sheldon and Leonard’s stare off and Sheldon stealing the ring were golden!

Haha:
Penny: Okay, just to be clear, the first piece of jewelry my boyfriend gives me is a prop from a movie and I don’t even get to keep it?
Wolowitz: If you had gone out with me three years ago, by now you’d have my great aunt Ida’s brooch that she smuggled out of occupied Belgium in a cat!
Leonard: How am I looking now?

Sheldon trying to steal the ring was awesome! Penny hitting him in the face and then his screaming! I laughed till my eyes watered!

Sheldon’s mind is so funny:
Wolowitz: How does it feel to get beaten up by a girl?
Sheldon: It’s not the first time. I have a twin sister who’s assaults began in utero. If I only had the presence of mind to absorb her, then I would have a mole with hair on it instead of a tedious yearly Christmas letter.

Raj’s lawyer/cousin thing was funny!

Lol:
Leonard: You want to talk about endless patience? Penny made me watch all five seasons of Sex and the city!
Koothrappali: There’s six seasons, dude.
Leonard: Oh crap!

Raj being mean while Wolowitz talks to his mom was hilarious.

Wolowitz, Raj and Sheldon trying to get each other to let go of the ring was awesome!

Sheldon as Gollum was scary!

So funny, Sheldon tries to take the ring from Leonard’s neck:
Sheldon: I knew it.
[Leonard wakes up]
Sheldon: Give us the precious!
Leonard: Neveeer!
[They start wrestling on the bed]
Sheldon: Give it to me!
Leonard: Get off of me!
Sheldon: Give me the ring!
Leonard: It’s mine!
[Penny leaves the bed]
Penny: Oh, I gotta go back to dating dumb guys from the gym…

This was an excellent episode! I am still laughing from when Penny hit Sheldon in the face! It was so unexpected!