Of Course

Posted by Linda on March 9, 2010 under How I Met Your Mother | Be the First to Comment

When Robin confesses that she is still angry with Barney for the way he handled their break-up, she enlists the help of Anita, a self-help author who plans to beat Barney at his own game, on HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER, Monday, March 8 (8:00-8:30 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Jennifer Lopez guest stars as Anita.

RECURRING CAST

Narrator…………………………………… Bob Saget
Don…………………………………….. Ben Koldyke
Mike……………………………………. Ron Nicolosi

GUEST CAST:

Anita………………………………….. Jennifer Lopez
Officer McKie…………………………… Joni Bovill

WRITTEN BY: Matt Kuhn
DIRECTED BY: Pamela Fryman

Jennifer Lopez! J. Lo! Jenny from the hood! Jenny with the big but grande! Did not like her dress at the Oscars last week, loved Neil Patrick Harris’s suit though, very dazzling! He did a great musical number!

Haha, I love puns! Flashback in the bar:
JLo: Nothing sexier than a man in a fine cravat.
Barney: Except for a woman who appreciates a fine cravat.
JLo: How about we just call it a tie?
[Switch scene to Barney talking to the cop]
Barney: He, he, he. You see a cravat is a kind of tie.
The cop: I get it.

Marshall and Lily meet Don:
Marshall: Okay, Robin! That guy is awesome! He is funny, he is smart, he’s handsome! You gotta scoop him up before somebody else does!
Robin: I hope you are not talking about you.

Funny:
Barney: I couldn’t be more unhappy. All night long she is hot and heavy for me, I get her back to my place and she just bolts? I mean, at least when I run out on a girl I have the common courtesy to sleep with her first. It’s called manners!

JLo and Barney are so funny!:
JLo: Is this cashmere?
Barney: Cashmere? This is handspun Virgin Marino! The fibers in this suit are less then twelve microns thick!
JLo: Twelve microns? [In a sexy voice] I love a tiny fiber…
Barney: [In a sexy voice] Well, you’re in luck; cause mine is the tiniest… And the more you touch it, the softer it gets…

Hilarious title of a book! “Of course you’re still single, take a look at yourself you dumb slut!”

Barney fainting was so funny!

Lol, the phone rings:
Robin: Hello?
Don: Hey, Robin.
Robin: Oh, hey Don.
Don: Listen uh… do you wanna go out Saturday night?
Robin: Saturday night?
Marshall: [Completely excited] Is he asking you out? Say yes, say yes!
Robin: Don, uhm, listen it’s really sweet of you to ask and you’re a great guy…
[Marshall runs in to use the kitchen phone]
Marshall: [In a girl's voice] Yes, I will go out with you!
Don: Robin are you okay?
Marshall: Uhm, I just have a little cold, that’s probably what you are hearing but Saturday night sounds great! We can even go to a steak house and you can bring home some prime rib for my friend Marshall! Okay, love you, gotta go, bye!

Robin and JLo were funny, especially Robin starting with her “but, uhm…” and then JLo doing her evil spell on Mike. Poor Mike…

JLo: This Barney needs to be taught a lesson. You say the word and I will destroy him.
Robin: What do you mean?
JLo: I can use the power of no to break your friend Barney, just say the word.
Robin: Come on, that stuff doesn’t really work, does it?
[Mike walks in with a tray full of cups]
Mike: I didn’t know what you wanted so I got you a cappuccino, an espresso, a latte, a decaf… Oh, hi Robin. And this is a Turkish coffee.
JLo: [whispering] Thank you Mike.

Robin: Look, I know it was stupid but you have to understand, back then I was still really upset about the breakup; I was going through my mourning period. There was a lot of scotch and a lot of long nights at the shooting ranch.
Lily: I hope those weren’t the same nights!
Robin: It’s not like I remember all of them.

I agree with Marshall, she was mourning? His bang dance and song was catchy! Gonna have that song stuck in my head for the rest of the day!

Ted is helping Barney:
Ted: I’m talking 17 dates worth of romance wrapped up into one incredible night! I’m talking about a Superdate.
Barney: A Superdate?
Ted: Mm.
Barney: That sounds kind of lame, what if we call it a Megadate?
Ted: If you want my help it’s a Superdate!
Barney: Oh, alright!

Eventually they break into an amazing musical number! Great voice Ted!

Ted and Marshall talking about Robin’s feeling, freaking out was hilarious! And the bang song again! Bang, bang, bang!

Marshall punching the head of the doll was hilarious; they all like Star Wars so much, he must be very angry!

Naaw, Robin crying! Sad! Sad! No! Don’t cry!

Barney: So, you’re sure you are not upset?
Robin: Of course I’m upset Barney! Don’t you see how constantly talking about your conquests makes me feel like I’m just another number to you?
Barney: But you’re not just another number to me!
Robin: And now you’re taking Anita, who you barely know, out on this amazing date when I never got treated that way. It just, it just sucks that’s all, it just sucks.
Barney: Wow, I knew I was bad at being a boyfriend but I had no idea I would be so much worse at being an ex-boyfriend. I’m sorry. What can I do to make it up to you?
Robin: Nothing Barney, you have already proven that I’m not important to you.
Barney: Stop that, I’m serious! Ask me for anything!
Robin: Eh, okay, uhm… don’t sleep with Anita.
Barney: Done!
Robin: Barney, of course you’re gonna sleep with her; why else would you be taking her on this Superdate?
Barney: She’s not going on a Superdate, Robin. You are.