The Excelsior Acquisition

Posted by Linda on March 3, 2010 under The Big Bang Theory | Be the First to Comment

Sheldon winds up in traffic court when he gets a ticket because of Penny, on THE BIG BANG THEORY, Monday, March 1 (9:31-10:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.

Stan Lee Guest Stars as Himself.

GUEST STARS:

Stuart………………………………… Kevin Sussman
Stan Lee………………………………………. Himself
Judge Taylor…………………………. Steve Paymer
Guard……………………………….. Marcus Folmar

STORY BY: Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn & Steven Molaro
TELEPLAY BY: Bill Prady & Steve Holland & Maria Ferrari
DIRECTED BY: Mark Cendrowski

Raj’s music shirt was brilliant, I want one! Everyday life could use more appropriate background music!

And who is Stan Lee?

Funny:
Sheldon: I have decided I am going to have Mr. Lee sign my copy of this month’s Batman.
Wolowitz: That’s crazy, Stan Lee has nothing to do with Batman.
Sheldon: Yes, which is why no one will ask him to sign one. And I’ll be the possessor of a unique all be it confusing artifact which will set me apart from the hoi palloi of comic book fandom.
Koothrappali: That’s a great idea! I’m gonna get him to sign a Batman as well!
Sheldon: What is it about the word unique you don’t understand?
Wolowitz: Ah, damn! Paper cut! Nothing worse than a paper cut.
Koothrappali: Well, obviously you don’t remember your circumcision.
Sheldon: There’s Neosporin and band aids in my top desk drawer.
Wolowitz: Why don’t you keep that stuff in the bathroom?
Leonard: He does; and in the kitchen, and in his car and in his pocket.
Sheldon: Yeah, but the once in my pocket are mine!

Leonard: Hey, guess who is going to be in the comic book store on Thursday?
Penny: Uhm, can you give me a hint?
Leonard: Stan Lee.
Penny: Uhm, Stanley… Stanley… Stanley Tucci?
Leonard: No, Stan Lee.
Penny: Oh, oh, Stan Lee, cool!
Leonard: You have no idea who he is, do you?
Penny: Of course I do! You are an important part of my life and I pay attention to the things you are interested in!
Leonard: Good, good! So who is Stan Lee?
Penny: Uhm, he was on Star Trek.
Leonard: Nope.
Penny: Star Wars?
Leonard: Nope.
Penny: Uhm, Stan Lee… Oh! He is in those goofy kung-fu movies you love so much!
Leonard: That’s Bruce Lee.
Penny: Oh, so is this Bruce Lee’s nerdy brother Stan?

Haha, Sheldon got a traffic ticket!

Love the conversation where they find out about it!
Sheldon: I am not guilty! I only have a learner’s permit, Penny was the teacher! When the light turned yellow she said go, go, go so I went, went, went!

The music shirt is growing on me after every use!

Haha:
Penny: Okay, let’s go!
Sheldon: Hold on, before we get to the court house I’d like to call on your skills as an actress.
[He hands her a paper]
Penny: What is this?
Sheldon: I have taken the liberty of scripting your appearance on the witness stand because let’s face it, you’re somewhat of a loose cannon. Now, don’t worry it’s written in your vernacular, shall we rehearse?
Penny: Do I have a choice?
Sheldon: Well, of course you have a choice. Although we live in a deterministic universe each individual has free will, now sit down!

The script was hilarious! It shows really well what Sheldon thinks of Penny.

Lol, not a great start for Sheldon in court:

The judge: Sheldon Cooper?
Sheldon: Good morning Your Honor. Dr. Sheldon Cooper, appearing pro se; that is to say representing himself.
The judge: I know what it means, I went to law school.
Sheldon: And yet you wound up in traffic court.

The judge: Guilty. Pay the cashier.
Sheldon: I object! You are completely ignoring the law!
The judge: No, I’m following the law, I am ignoring you.
Sheldon: Really? I would point out that I am at the top of my profession while you preside over the kiddy table of yours.
The judge: Dr. Cooper, before I find you in contempt and throw you in jail I am going to give you a chance to apologize for that last remark.
Sheldon: I am a scientist; I never apologize for the truth!
[Switch scene to Sheldon being behind bars]

Love Sheldon’s suit by the way! It’s awesome!

Raj’s list of Stan Lee names was funny! But poor Raj, he is being hacked on in the entire episode!

Sheldon yelling at Penny was priceless!

Stuart’s reaction to Penny was hilarious. Pretty ladies make nerds less intelligent.

Lol:
Stuart: Wait, maybe we can make a deal.
Penny: What kind of deal?
Stuart: I will give you the address if you go to my cousins wedding with me.
Penny: You’re extorting a date out of me?
Stuart: I kind of have to, the cousin who’s getting married is the cousin I usually go to weddings with.
Penny: Can I bring Leonard?
Stuart: Sure, why not, what the hell.
Penny: Deal.
Stuart: We’ll tell people he’s your cousin.

Haha, naaw:
Sheldon: This is Stan Lee’s front door… We were on Stan Lee’s curb, then we were on Stan Lee’s walk and now we are at Stan Lee’s front door…
Penny: Yep.
[Penny rings the door bell]
Sheldon: Oh, lord you just rang Stan Lee’s door bell…

Sheldon walking into Stan Lee’s house and Penny running away was so funny!

Leonard: Hey, where have you been?
Sheldon: I’ll tell you where I have been. You boys may have had gelato with Stan Lee and gotten autographed comics but I saw the inside of his house and gotten an autographed application for a restraining order.
Wolowitz: Sweet…
Sheldon: Plus, I get to hang out with him again; at the hearing. This is going to look great hanging next to my restraining order from Leonard Nimoy!