Hooked

Posted by Linda on March 3, 2010 under How I Met Your Mother | Read the First Comment

When the gang tries to convince Ted that he is being strung along by Tiffany, they reflect about relationships where each of them has been in the same situation, on HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER, Monday, March 1 (8:00-8:30 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Country music star Carrie Underwood guest stars as Tiffany.

RECURRING CAST

Narrator…………………………………… Bob Saget
Son……………………………………… David Henrie
Scooter………………………………… David Burtka
Daughter…………………………… Lyndsy Fonseca

GUEST CAST:

Tiffany………………………….. Carrie Underwood
Lisa Walker…………………… Brooke Mackenzie
Diana……………………………………. Tiara Parker
Henrietta………………………… Catherine Reitman
Mike……………………………………. Ron Nicolosi
Mom…………………………………………. Roz Witt
Dad………………………………….. Garrett Nichols
Jack…………………………………………… Jeff Leaf
Gladys…………………………….. Valorie Hubbard

WRITTEN BY: Kourtney Kang
DIRECTED BY: Pamela Fryman

Hehe Lady Gaga reference:
Ted: Well guys, tonight is the night! I am inviting Tiffany up to my place to see my antique camera collection.
Barney: It’s Ted’s bate.
Lily: Bate?
Barney: A true gentleman invents a pretense to lure an honorable lady into his apartment, some item of interest or beauty you can both pretend to admire for five minutes before she hops on your disco stick!

Hehe:
Barney: Yeah, bate is tricky! It has to be something interesting enough to get the girl upstairs but not so interesting so it overpowers the night. I found that a slot machine was too fun and a trampoline turned out to be too dangerous. But then I found the perfect bate! A teacup pig.

Naaw! How cute!

Hahaha! Marshall as a teenager was the best! Especially because it was so obvious he couldn’t pass as a teenager!

Scooter! Yey!

Lol, Lily talking about how her old boyfriend Scooter still has feelings for her:
Lily: Yeah it’s still sometimes weird when I see him at work.
Marshall: Wait, what?
Lily: Scooter works in the school cafeteria, we have talked about this!
Marshall: We most certainly have not talked about this!
Lily: Yes we have! I have mentioned it tons of times! Lunch lady Scooter!
Marshall: I thought you were referring to some sort of long overdue device that carries around those poor underappreciated lunch ladies!
Lily: This explains a lot.
Flashback:
Lily: Lunch lady Scooter was there again today.
Marshall: Oh yeah, did you jump on that thing? Give it a ride?
Lily: No!
Marshall: Really? If it was me I’d be riding that scooter all day long till I broke that thing in half!

Naaw, Scooter is so sad looking! Puppy eyes!

Barney: Ted! These are some of the hottest girls I have ever seen! And they all work with Tiffany?
Ted: Yep.
Barney: There can only be one explanation for this! Ted! Is Tiffany a ph…pharmaceutical sales rep?
Ted: Yeah, how did you know that?
Barney: And you never thought to mention that!!!!

Barney walking Ted through the profession of hot girls through history was so hilarious!

Love how giddy Ted gets around Tiffany, so funny!

Barney: Dude, ditch Tiffany and join the Barnacle in a pharma-free-for-all! Side effects may include loss of clothing, rug burn, shortness of breath and sore abdominals the next morning. What in the world is… up!

Barney is in heaven:
Barney[to Ted]: Aint’ no party like a pharma-girl party, cause a pharma-girl party don’t stop! Dude! I have already hooked up with three of them! Fantasmo! Plus my cholesterol is down, my restless legs syndrome is cured, I have never felt more alive!

Haha, funny Robin:
Robin: What? I am not keeping Mike on the hook!
Ted: You are Captain Hook!
Robin: Dude, I’m a girl, girl parts are like a spider web, sometimes you’re gonna catch stuff you don’t want!

Poor Henrietta!

Lily and the teacup pig were so funny… and so cute! But that is probably because of the pig! And Marshall’s reaction to Scooter was funny as well!

Barney: Last night I was with this pharma-girl who was so hot you should call a doctor if you don’t have an erection for more than four hours! Am I right people?!
Robin: Yeah, there are no people [here], just the girl you most recently dated.