Tv by Nona

Randy: I though this was Chicago?
Simon: No, it’s Atlanta.
Randy: Austin!

Guest judge in Denver: Victoria Beckham

So, Victoria again? Why, oh why, would they do that to us? Geez. FOX really hate their viewers. *rolling eyes*

What is with the tongue, Simon? LOL. Talk about loving himself. “Look at me, I’m so sexy”. Hehe.

LOL @ the Randy/Beckham thing.

Jack Black? He’s kidding, right? ‘Cause, eh, no – no way! Not even close!

Simon: Tell me something interesting about you?
Dude: I love cheese.
LOL! Best answer ever!
“Like a fugitive” – WTF?! He was kidnapped ffs! Geez Simon. (lol! ;))
Simon’s weird questions about his background have left everyone confused. lol. I actually thought his mom still lived in Maui too. lol.
I like the guy though, but the supposed Jack Black resemblance is just not there. :P

LOL @ laughing-man. ;) Simon: Ha ha.

Simon: Look at me, that’s trouble.

So, did anyone else think this girl was just screaming the song, not really singing it?! Moving audition – yes. Great voice, like the judges said – no, not when she sounds like she’s screaming. Song-choice might be an issue?

“Hotdog in the house” – LOL.

Naaaw, lol:

Wait a minute, Victoria is trying to tell Simon what the show’s about?! Seriously, who’s been doing it for 9 years and who’s just a guest judge? To quote a crazy girl from the season 5 auditions: Bow down b***.

Simon[to contestant]: You’re like a human orange.

Simon’s so good with the kids. He really needs to get some of his own. ;) Hey Paaaaula… ;)

The football player was so full of himself that I almost felt sick. Seriously. He’s ugly as shit but seems to think hes the best looking guy in town, he’s not talented and even says himself he doesn’t do much on the field. Come on dude! Realize you suck! Come on! You can(‘t) do it!
Kara: You come off a bit cocky.
Simon: I think you could be a bit annoying…
Glad I’m not the only one seeing it! What a jerk!

Simon[after "scatting"-guy stopped singing]: You know what, it’s like having Paula back on the show.
LOL. See, I knew he was thinking about her all the time. ;)

ROTFLMAO! Simon was singing along to the Girls Aloud song! That’s so cute.

It’s bikini-boy! lol. Kara’s like “Oh f**k, am I gonna have to wear a bikini for the final this year too, or even worse, are we gonna have to watch Simon wear one?!” – Simon: “F**K!”.



They all left. LOL.