When a human skeleton is discovered in the trenches of an old Civil War battleground, Brennan and Booth are called to the case. Despite the historical location, Brennan quickly identifies the bones as belonging to Dan Pinard, a present-day local dentist. While Booth investigates suspects, including the victim’s former boyfriend, Hodgins and lab intern Vincent Nigel-Murray (guest star Cartwright) work doggedly to clean the bones of a stubborn clay residue which is preventing the team from determining a cause of death. Meanwhile, Booth’s brother, Jared, (guest star Fehr) returns from his travels with some suprising news in the all-new “The Dentist in the Ditch” episode of BONES airing Thursday, Jan. 28 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (BON-513) (TV-14 D, L)

Guest Cast: Brendan Fehr as Jared Booth; Ryan Cartwright as Vincent Nigel-Murray; Dilshad Vadsaria as Padme Dalaj; Cameron Bender as Chris Fife; Fay Masterson as Grace Bryson; Eltony Williams as Cyd Zigler; Greg Pitts as Lucas Pickford; Robert Gant as Coach Jason Hendler; Andre M. Johnson as Greg; Matt Crabtree as Duval Miltoe; Travis Wester as Jasper Alman

Look who’s back. Jared! Ehm.. yay? I’m like *whatever* about him now. He’s done good things and bad things. It almost evens out to be honest.

He’s thinking about marrying his new girlfriend? They just met ffs! Geez, talk about moving fast!

I’m guessing Cam is afraid of spiders. lol.

Ew, seriously? How long can spider-eggs survive? And where did Brennan go?

Hodgins: Are you okay there, Dr. Saroyan?
Cam: Yeah, I’m just itchy all over. I’m gonna go burn all of these clothes, and maybe my hair.

Cute girl, no wonder he wants to merry her already. Boys…! *rolling eyes*

Booth’s so septic. lol.

Dude: He’s dead? That’s where he’s been?

Nigel-Murray is cleaning his teeth instead of around the victims wounds? That’s hilarious!

Ex-boyfriend of victim: Yeah, I’m gay and I hunt. Get over it.
Ex-boyfriend 1, Brennan 0. LOL.

Cam[to Nigel-Murray]: Alright, I’m usually good with following your jumpy little brain, but you’ve totally left me in the dust with this one.

Why is Sweets looking so confused. Maybe the guy’s bisexual… Who knows?!

They really keep running into dead-ends with this case. Team’s all gay, the mistress turns out to not actually be his mistress, the supposed-to-be-straight guy’s gay.

Brennan: When your gut speaks to you, do you think it could be an increase of stomach acid due to anxiety?
Booth: Huh?

Cute speech by Brennan there in the end. I have to say that I couldn’t help laughing at the fact that she kicked Jared instead of Booth. That was funny!

To love!

Note: Next week is the Winter Final, which means it’s the last episode before April. Yeah, that’s right, April (or possibly the last week of March). Either way, it’s almost two months without Bones after next week.