Dallas Auditions (including Screens)

Posted by Nona on January 28, 2010 under American Idol | Be the First to Comment

Paula! I’m sorry, I’m gonna be like this all season. <3

Some of the craziest things have happened during Texas-held auditions. Let’s see if the state can live up to it’s name.

FINALLY! An awesome guest judge!
Guest judge in Dallas, day one: Neil Patrick Harris


Neil beats all of the other guys they were talking about.
Neil: My goal today, Kara, is to shatter the dreams of thousands. If I can make two, three, dozen cry, I feel like I’ve done my job.
Uh oh… lol.

OMG, she’s back. “Shreeking gitchy-gitchy-ya-ya” girl from season 1 is back! Why god, WHY?! Make her cry Neil, make her cry!

LOL @ Neil.
Neil[when “shreeking gitchy-gitchy-ya-ya" girl entered the room]: Oh my! Sparkle!

OMG! I’m gonna die from laughter before this episode is over.
Neil[to “shreeking gitchy-gitchy-ya-ya" girl]: Well my first problem was the bottom line of your sign. The letters just get real small at the end. It seams like you might have wanted to start over.

LOL @ Neil again. Love the facial expression:

Simon/Neil “fight” coming up. Awesome!

There it is! NPH/Simon cat-fight! (Yes, I just called it a cat-fight! It kinda was. lol.)

Simon: It’s an absolute, unanimous, no!
Neil: Whaaaaaaat, come on!

My first thought about this guy was; If he can’t even talk, how the h**l is he supposed to sing?!

Contestant: I want people to know that Barney [& friends] kids grow up.
Neil: To be dirty little girls!

Aw, no more Neil. Too bad he couldn’t be there both days. Now we’re back to regular, boring new Idol with no Paula. Depressing!

Guest judge in Dallas, day two: Joe Jonas

The guy wth the funny song about the judges and going to Hollywood was actually good.

Ryan’s gonna share his theory on why Simon’s in a bad mood? That could be interesting. Too bad I’m completely sure there’s no way he’d be allowed to say the “real” reason: He misses Paula! I mean come on! He loves having someone to flirt with (i.e Amanda on BGT, Cheryl on X-Factor). With Paula gone he’s just lonely. Kara’s just too boring. He’s not even trying. lol.

So, yeah, Ryan’s reason… not the reason. lol.

Wait, did Ryan actually say it’s time to moo-on, or did he say move on? The video of the mooing cow confused me. LOL.

Wait, what the ..? Victoria Beckham AGIAN? That totally sucks.