The Adhesive Duck Deficiency

Posted by Linda on November 21, 2009 under The Big Bang Theory | Be the First to Comment

With Leonard, Howard and Raj away camping in the desert, an injured Penny has only Sheldon to rely on, on THE BIG BANG THEORY, Monday, Nov. 16 (9:30-10:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.

STORY BY Chuck Lorre & Bill Prady & David Goetsch
TELEPLAY BY: Steve Molaro & Eric Kaplan & Maria Ferrari
DIRECTED BY: Mark Cendrowski

Love Sheldon’s little chuckle laugh, it’s so cute!

As a history student I really enjoyed this:

Sheldon ordering food on the phone:
Sheldon: And good evening to you Siam Palace. This is Sheldon Cooper. I am going to be dining alone this evening so I’ll be reducing my usual order. I’d like to start with one quarter of the Assorted Appetizers’ plate. And one half of the Golden Treasure for two. Oh, for heaven’s sake! In the mid-18th century, king Rama IV of Siam divided a huge empire amongst the colonial powers of Europe in order to preserve his throne. Surely you, his cultural descendant can handle Pat Thai and dumplings! I need to go, you keep in mind that my sharply worded comments on yolt.com recently took down a local muffin store!

Love Leonard, Koothrappali and Wolowitz camping. When they got high I really realized exactly what people mean by ‘lol’!

Funny things they said:

Leonard: Stars are pretty aren’t they?
Wolowitz: Up above the world so high, like little diamonds in the sky.
Koothrappali: That’s beautiful dude. You should write that down before someone steals it!

Wolowitz: So when do the meteors get here?
Koothrappali: No, the meteors don’t get here. The earth is moving in to their path.
Leonard: I can feel it. I can feel the earth moving! It’s moving too fast, Raj slow it down!
[Raj tries to slow it down with his mind.]
Koothrappali: Okay how’s that?
Leonard: Better, thanks.

Koothrappali: If I could speak the language of rabbits they would be amazed and I would be their king.
Leonard: I hate my name. It has ‘nerd’ in it! LeoNerd.
Wolowitz: I lost my virginity to my cousin Genie.
Koothrappali: I would be kind to my rabbit subjects. At first.
Leonard: You know what’s a cool name? Angelo. That has ‘angel’ and ‘jello’ in it.
Wolowitz: It was my uncle Murray’s funeral. We were all back at my aunt Barbara’s house. Our eyes locked over the pickled herring. I never meant for it to happen!
Koothrappali: One day I hold a great ball for the president of France but the rabbits they hate me and don’t come. I am embarrassed so I eat all the lettuce in the world and make them watch.
Leonard: People can call me Angie. ‘Yo, Angie, how’s it going?’
Wolowitz: To this day I can’t look at pickled herring without being aroused and ashamed. Oh, cousin Genie!

Penny and Sheldon are so funny and cute! I feel bad for Penny, you don’t want Sheldon be the only one there to help you in an emergency!

Sheldon: Tub’s are slippery.
Penny: I know, I slipped!
Sheldon: I have a series of whimsical duck stickers on the bottom of my tub.
Penny: Yeah, okay whatever, will you just turn the water off and help me up.
Sheldon: They’re holding umbrellas.
Penny: What?
Sheldon: The ducks in my tub!
Penny: Uhu…
Sheldon: They’re whimsical because ducks have neither a need for or the ability to use umbrellas.

More hilarious than stoned geeks, is Sheldon trying to be human and compassionate to Penny!

Penny: Okay Sheldon look, I am scared and in a lot of pain. Could you please take a break from being you for just a minute and try being, I don’t know comforting?
Sheldon: I’m sorry. There, there. Everything is going to be fine. Sheldon’s here