The Sexless Innkeeper

Posted by Linda on October 15, 2009 under How I Met Your Mother | Be the First to Comment

When Lily and Marshall realize that Robin and Barney are the perfect double-date friends, they try too hard to impress and come on too strong, forcing Barney and Robin to try to break up with them, on HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER, Monday, Oct. 12 (8:00-8:30 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.

GUEST CAST:
Joe…………………………………….. Phillip Wilburn
Paul…………………………………………. Trey Ellett
Geri………………………………….. Kristen Sullivan
Ranjit……………………………… Marshall Manesh
Suzy………………………………….. Sarah Edwards
PY………………………………………… K.T. Tatara
Shea………………………………. Maura McCarthy
Hostess…………………….. Nikea Gamby-Turner
Maiden…………………………………. Julianna Guill

WRITTEN BY: Carter Bays & Craig Thomas
DIRECTED BY: Pamela Fryman

Funny double dates, Marshall and Lily were scary, they usually seem like the sweetest people! With the military music and the over planning it was so hilarious, by experience, you mustn’t over plan things!

Great line from Ted, it was a good comment, funny, cute. I would fall for it.
Girl: So, is it hard to grade papers?
Ted: No you just gotta make it fun. For example every time I spot a grammatical error I do a shot. I’m trashed right now and I blame our public school system!

Great poem from Barney! The funniest part is that he actually wrote a poem and that he remembered it a year after!
Barney: Ted, let me ask you a question. Where does this girl live exactly?
Ted: Westchester, why?
Barney: Hahahihi you’re the Sexless Innkeeper!
Robin: Oh my god, you’re right he is totally the Sexless Innkeeper!
Ted: What the hell is the Sexless Innkeeper?
Barney: Ted! Many a man! Nej! Many a soul has their own tale of the Sexless Innkeeper. Why I had a run-in with one just last year! I even composed a poem about it.
Would you care to hear it?
Ted: Not really.
Barney: It was the night before New Years and the weather grew mean.
It was three in the morning and I was stranded in Queens!
The tavern grew empty the gaslights grew dim.
The horse drawn carriages were all but snowed in!
Ted: Wait if this was last year, why are you acting like this was Oliver Twist?
Barney: Ted, it’s a poem!
Last call was approaching and my fortunes looked bleak.
Then I turned to my left and stifled a shriek!
She had a peach fuzzed beard and weighed sixteen stone.
She gobbled up hot wings and swallowed the bones!
I muffled a scream and threw up in my mouth
I asked: ‘Where do you live?’ and she said: ‘One block south.’
I swallowed my pride and six shots of whiskey
and prayed to the gods that she wasn’t too frisky!
Back in her cave she prepared us a snack
beneath her mighty hooves the floorboards did crack!
But when she returned she found a sound sleeper
and thus she became the Sexless Innkeeper!

Hilarious photos that Marshall took of the cat thing.

Hilarious when Marshall and Lily were fighting, they are so cute!
[To Marshall]Lily: You’re a sturdy cheese bearing cracker!

Naaw, the double dating drama with Barney and Robin was cute, funny spin on the romantic comedy genre, they nailed it. It was over the top and great! With the end in the rain: lol! Overacting, love it!

Best line on the show this week I think was:
Ted: Barney, are you wearing sweatpants?
Barney: Maybe, but their Armani…